Corrupt A Wish!

Granted by the monopoly man.

I wish for a bird.

 

Granted! It’s a goose. Your house is now covered in geese droppings.

I wish for a book to read.

 

Wish granted you read twilight


I wish for more 3D minecraft texturepacks

 

Granted- but now MC bans texture packs in favour of resource packs.

I wish for more fitting animu 3D minecraft resource packs

 

granted its boku no pico

i wish for wholesome memes

 

granted. But it costs $5.00 to see one.

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I wish I actually wished in one post and didn't almost leave and not wish

 

granted but no-one notices anyway

i wish to understand everything

 

Wish granted you went insane


I wish for random stuff

 

granted, its all fucking lewds

i wish for the FBI to stop knocking

 

Wish granted, the KKK start knocking instead
sorry @Kyubi & Kylin

I wish I could download Minecraft on my school-issued chromebook so I could play Wynn on it

 

HOW DARE Y-

o, okie.

Wish granted, but you got to deal with one frame per minute.

I wish I had a better gaming setup

 

granted, its a mac

i wish for food

 

Wish granted. It’s food that went bad 5 years ago.

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I wish for a dollar.

 

Granted, but it’s a counterfeit dollar. You are arrested immediately and put on Death Row.

I wish History Channel made actually historical content.

 

First, where do I live that has a death sentence for counterfeit currency?

Wish granted. They make only historical content now, but all of it is dull and boring as someone is basically just reading a history textbook.

I wish for two dollars.

 

America I’m assuming. You must be fun at parties. >.>

 

i wish you wished

 

Wish granted but they wish in 2 years


I wish for a gaming computer

 

Wish granted. It costs you $99999999999999999999999999 per month in energy bills.

I wish for ice cream.

 

Wish granted it was evil wielding an umbrella that is secretly a sword and stab you


I wish for mac and cheese