Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted.
He noticed- he loved- but then he was heart broken at your sins.

I wish Senpai would notice me~ (//^//)

 

granted but its for the most embarrassing things

i wish i could become less stingy with my money

 

Wish granted. You spend it all and the. get stolen from because you have too much.

I wish I had the motivation to do things

 

granted, you get motivated to do every except the things that you need to do

i wish for hotdogs

 

Granted, but the doggos died from the hotness. ;-;

I wish for breadfruit.

 

Wish granted it's spoiled


I wish for a scythe

 

granted, its blunt

i wish for less edge

 

Wish granted you still have a lot of edge

I wish for season 3 of konosuba

 

Granted, but the characters stop interacting.

I wish for season 2 of wanpanman.

 

Wish granted, however every episode in it is filler

I wish for @Kyubi & Kylin to watch Steven Universe

 

Granted- but only the inappropiate versions, which causes them to immediately go back to Asian content.

I wish I was pure and innocent.

 

Wish granted you never get to talk with us


I wish for my arm to stop hurting

 

Wish granted. You no longer have an arm.

I wish I knew the future based on decisions I make, before I make them.

 

granted, you create a paradox

I wish to be able to post my images on my phone

 

Wish granted- but it takes 4 years to load them- another two to upload it and then 8 more for it to render.

I wished I could convincingly lie to myself.

 

Wish granted. You lie to yourself, and it spirals out of control to the point that you can no longer know what is real, since everything might be a lie you made to yourself.

I wish to get a cool spaceship.

 

Granted. You fly it into an asteroid after acquiring it.

I wish for red.

 

granted, it's blue

I wish for green.

 

Granted. Ops, I spilled some brown on it.

I wish for orange.

 

granted, the mikan is tasty

i wish for moneys