Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but it's backwards and upside down: ɟoo

I wish for no oof to ever exist again.

 

granted but instead everything is oof

oof oof oof oof ooooof oof

 

oof oof oof oof ooooof oof

oof oofed oofing oof

 

Granted, but everything gets transilated back to normal.

I wish for 1,000,000 Robux.

 

Granted, but your account is hacked and stolen from.

I wish I wasn't constantly in a sleep deprived state.

 

Granted but now everyone is back in an oofed state.

Ooc ooof ooc oooof ooc ooofity ooof. Ooof oof oooofded oof.

 

Oofing oofed oof.

Oof

 

¡NI∀פ∀ NƎԀԀ∀H ɹƎΛƎN O┴ SIH┴ ɹOℲ HSIM I

˙ɹƎΛƎɹOℲ SIH┴ ƎʞI˥ SI פNIH┴⅄ɹƎΛƎ MON 'pƎ┴N∀ɹפ

 

Granted but I don’t know how to do that on mobile or computer so haha.

Î wïśh før ÿøū tö tÿpę łįkę thįś førēvér môrė

 

理所当然的。你从来没有说明这是什么，所以我会这样打字。(*￣▽￣)d

我希望有人授予这个...... (๑ó⌓ò๑)

 

しかし、私はGoogle翻訳ですべてを日本語に翻訳しています。

誰かが別の言語に翻訳してほしいです。
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

 

Jag översätter dock allt till svenska utan Google Translate.

Jag vill att någon ska översätta detta till ett annat språk.

 

願いを叶えましたが、私はこれをこれに変更します。私は誰もが私たちはすべてのweebsですので、これを日本語に翻訳したい。

私たちはこのスレッドを日本語で永久に持つべきです。

 

付与された, しかし the trend becomes dead halfway through.

I wish this thread actually started having real wishes.

 

Granted, but no one listens to your wish’s and we do what we want.

I wish for a ラーメンイチラックボウル。

 

, but it's too hot to eat and will be so indefinitely. If you try to take a sip your mouth will dissolve. It's a wonder the bowl's still holding together.

I wish for sushi.

 

Wish granted.

Spoiler: Sushi things

I wish I didn't do this on Mobile. .-. It's a pain

 

Wish granted!
Now you're doing it on a poisonous microchip.

I wish for a better monitor

 

Wish granted. But you can't use it as it takes too much power to run.

I wish I could see

 

Wish granted. You can see in black and white.

I wish for a supercomputer to replace the potato that I play games on currently.