Corrupt A Wish!

why you no wish? ;-;

I once again wish that people always wished after corripting a wish on this thread...

 

Granted I would have wished for your demise

I’m soooo tired and my mom wants me to lift stuff

 

I wish you didn't forget to wish this time.
But I'mma pretend you wished gor my demise.

Granted. I di-

 

I wish for people to start wishing again you Baka

 

Wish granted.

I wish you noticed that.

 

granted but i did, not unluckypatch

i wish that you didnt quote two people

 

Wish granted.
I quoted a person and a weeb, which isn't a person.

I wish you aren't offended... ;-;

 

Wish granted. Now someone with access to missiles gets pissed off and shoots a missile at your home.

I wish for caramel popcorn.

 

Granted, they aren't salted, so you get salty and leave the cinema just before the good part of the movie.

I wish I could focus on one thing and not every thing.

 

Wish granted you were focus on the emoji movie

I wish for zero deaths

 

Wish Granted. You never die and spend eternity floating in an empty void after the implosion of the Universe.

I wish for a kitten

 

Wish granted, its a feral kitten who never got its shots and gets rabies

I wish for an endless loop of clean clothes after every week without having to wash them.

 

Granted. They all have fascist slogans and imagery on them and you're not allowed to wear anything else.

I wish I was good at video editing.

 

Granted, but no matter how well you edit anything, it always turns out bad, either due to horrible conditions, bad films, or a non existent video editting program.

I wish I remembered how to change my name

 

Wish granted you forgot about it 2 seconds later
(You just go to settings)


I wish for macoroni

 

Granted, but it's so overcooked it dissolves.

I wish for a chicken sandwich.

 

granted, but its beef

i wish for corn soup

 

Granted, but a few slices of zucchini sneak into it

I wish learning stuff didn't take effort. Actually, I wish nothing took effort.

 

Granted. But there's no satisfaction anymore. Everyone knows everything and becomes exactly the same. No fun, no uniqueness. Rip life.

I wish life was fun

 

Granted. All activities are suddenly fun. Everyone on earth decides to jump off a cliff since it’s fun now.

I wish people would listen to facts and not blindly defend their beliefs.