Corrupt A Wish!

No, it can't be, the answer has to be 42.

Your confusing grammar baffles the genie, who thinks you're asking to be given a fever.

I wish for a book full of pictures of kittens.

 

Wish granted you got a picture book of dead kittens


I wish for no more headaches

 

Wish granted. You have a book filled with pictures of kittens. The book is 0.5 pages long.

 

I WISH PEOPLE WPULD STOP FORGETTING TO WISH D:

 

Your wish is granted. Nobody ever forgets to wish for something. However, everyone wishes to not have to wish for stuff.

I wish that I was good at Wynn

 

Wish granted. Only in Ragni's castle tho. You lag too much everywhere else for some reason.

I wish Wynn was more immersive

 

Granted. Wynn is now in VR with real life death mechanics - you die ingame, you die irl.

I wish I could come up with a wish

 

Wish granted, but I'm the one who used it.

I wish I knew what people wished for so I could respond before their response. .-.

 

You now know all the wishes that will ever be made, and ever have been made, and go mad from the knowledge

I wish Dern was released tomorrow, in a completely finished state.

 

Granted, but Wynn and Gavel are remived today.

I wish Wynn had more choices that affected gameplay

 

Franted, but all the choices are ‘are you sure you want to punch this mob?’ Popups that pop up every time you do something.

I wish that there would be no more housing threads

 

granted, now they're all fix lag threads

i wish for wholesome memes

 

Wish granted. All memes have some holes.

I wish I could read better.

 

granted, but it only applies to argentinian.

i wish for alerts to stop being broken

 

Granted. Instead, your account is broken.

I wish I could stay motivated on things.

 

granted, you are motivated to post

 

nice new pfp. :D

Doesn't stop me from wishing you wished. .-.

 

Is that a wish?



I wish for cheese

 

Granted. You get an enormous wheel of enchanted cheese. It follows you everywhere you go, trying to crush you.

I wish for fewer wishes.

 

Wish granted You can no longer wish in this forum game only grant them


I Wish for anime