Official Event [ Closed ] The V.s.s. Seaskipper Dialogues Contest

Y'know, I once had a huge fish floppin' on my boat.
It was th' size of me leg! An' a precious li'l catch too!
Gold'n scales, I found it o'er the Selchar Coast.
Shame I lost me fish, could'a giv'n it to ya.

So, yer came from Fruma? the province of humans?
I bet ye' came from o'er there.
I haven't been there meself, cos' it's been blocked off recently.
It fears o' corruption from Wynn...

 

Whenever Im on the seaskipper I always have to to open chat to finish reading

 

[1/4] I can tell you a storry of a plain ol food
[2/4] People from bloomi call it a Trickered Borg ,what an odd name
[3/4] A scientist once found it on his way to the Volcanic Island
[4/4] He and the food was nevur found again, but thats just another myth

[Reference to the Triggered Burger]

 

You obviously didn't read the rules

 

Sea skipper:1/4 It's so lonely out here, they used to be someone....

2/4Her name was Sarah. She was beautiful. She would take a few trips this way.

3/4 Hew about thi' mate? If ya see a pretty girl called Sarah, tell her I sent yeh.

4/4 Tell her I miss her. Now back to that whisky and the sailing...



Good luck everyone!

 

Try again ;-;

 

Come with me, we'll go and see
A place called Candy Island!

Who needs candy island?
It's safer at the docks.
But there ain't no streams of sodey pop
Dripping down the rocks.

It's dangerous and risky
But adventurous and free!
Adventure, that's a life for me!
There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea!

Doesn't sound very good to me.

The misadventures of FLAPJACK!



(sorry that just all popped into my head)

 

What do you mean try again?

I deleted my old post and did a new one and I've triple checked the rules. There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with it. So next time if you want to reply to my post give me a valid reason in the first place mate.

 

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"A try again" for wishing good luck.

Dude speak English please.

 

• You can’t give the player an item at the end of your dialogue. We already have enough of those.

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My first entry:
[1/4] Seaskipper Captain: Back in me ol' days i found me a pretty lass stranded on 'n island.
[2/4] Seaskipper Captain: As a true 'entleman i helped 'er onboard the boat n' sailed to 'er destination.
[3/4] Seakipper Captain: But when we arrived i could've sworn i saw 'er turn into a mermaid, a real mermaid.
[4/4] Seakipper Captain: But it could've just been me ol' eyes playin' tricks on me.

My second entry:
[1/4] Seaskipper Captain: Ey', Are you a'ight? You don' look so good, Ya' seasick?
[2/4] Seaskipper Captain: Oh you're fine? well it might'a just been me age gettin' to me. I'm not as young as me good ol' self used to be.
[3/4] Seaskipper Captain: Back when me ship just began sailin' across the mighty ocean, bringin' people left and right.
[4/4] Seaskipper Captain: Back when me self was 'n the best of uhh... Shapes? well as i said, i'm not as young as me self used to be.

 

Now we are talking!

 

[1/4]Seaskipper Captain: Have ya' ever 'eard 'ome ol' myth bout ye' stuff b'low Selchar?
[2/4]Seaskipper Captain:Well, they say ther's 'ome dark' 'o magic Crystals 'ere
[3/4]Seaskipper Captain: They even say 'ome evil 'o mystical cult 'bout 30 years 'go tried to 'reate 'ome magic barrier.
[4/4]Seaskipper Captain: i don' b'levie in that stuff. i 'ust Heard it 'rom 'ome Tom guy who 'ad memory loss. altought He did'nt rememb'r it 5 minutes later...

 

You're all honestly overdoing the pirate speak and its fcking irritating

NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PIRATE SPEACH

 

"So you're going to Corkus ? These peoples are strange. Apparently they come from Fruma..."
"They got a lot of strange mechanisms on their island, I don't even understand how it works."
"I don't even know if it really works ! Crazy as they are it might just be some decorations !"
"If you ever come back, don't come back with one of these mechanisms please, I will eject you."

 

Captain [1/4] Me pappy told me once 'bout this tale,
[2\4] Apparently some siren near dead island, sings some song, seems harmless,
[3/4] Well tis' not, cause the song gets stuck in your head... for life!
[4/4] Ya' be careful 'round there, somethin' tells me there's only bad things roamin' 'round there!

 

My best one:
[1/4] ''You heard of 2 provinces preparing for war? No not Gavel and Wynn!''
[2/4] ''There was some guy on here from one of them. He was heading to Gavel.''
[3/4] ''He said that he wanted to recruit heroes, but they needed to do tasks in order to prove themselves.''
[4/4] ''He asked me if I knew any, I told him about you of course, you have donated lots of money, your a true hero!''

My second dialogue:

[1/4]'' You know about the Engineer on Selchar?''
[2/4] ''He always talks about that ''advanced'' province.''
[3/4] ''There have been some scientists in Fruma that did research about it.''
[4/4] ''Head back to your home one day! You'll get a lot more than a Captain.''

 

[1/4] Seaskipper Captain: Y'know, I once carried an elf aboard. 'Twas one strange trip. He looked like he'd seen a ghost, and kept jumping at shadows and the like.

[2/4] Seaskipper Captain: He kept sayin', "Have to escape the mushrooms,' over and over.

[3/4] Seaskipper Captain: Needless to say I dropped him on land, quick as I could.

[4/4] Seaskipper Captain: He tried paying me in feathers, if you'd believe it. I didn't mind, I was just glad to have him off my boat.

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[1/4] Seaskipper Captain: I saw a walking tree once. It was a ways west of the Volcanic Islands.

[2/4] Seaskipper Captain: I spotted an island in the distance, it looked like no one 'ad found it, with trees as far as the eye could see. I, of course, sailed for its shore.

[3/4] Seaskipper Captain: Next thing I know, one of those trees bent down, picked up a stick, and flung it at me! It fell short, thankfully, and poked a hole in my ship instead.

[4/4] Seaskipper Captain: If ya don't believe me, take a look at this stick. You ever seen wood like that? The grain pattern's like nothing I've ever seen!

 

Have ye 'eard of that island with the spiral tower.
It is in southeast of these waters laddy.
I heard rumors of a troll at the top of the tower.
If ye ever want to check it out go to Mage Island and go north a ways.