Choose Your Own Adventure [1/1]

ew...
You get food poisoning and pass out from stomach pains soon afterwards. Turns out she wasn't very sanitary...
You wake up on a deserted island. There's a phone on the sand. Do you:
-Call your mom
-Eat the phone
-Text #YOLO to the only contact
-Jump into the water around you
-Walk in a random direction

 

Ahhhhh
How many options do I need to chain together correctly to win? >.>
Jump into water

 

You begin to swim out, but tire and realize you aren't very good at swimming, and you realize just how far you are from shore. You pass out from exertion and cold on the way back.
You wake up on a deserted island. There's a phone on the sand. Do you:
-Call your mom
-Eat the phone
-Text #YOLO to the only contact
-Jump into the water around you
-Walk in a random direction
I'll hint that you should explore one option more that you haven't really yet

 

Gak.
Call mom then, probably

 

Your mom suddenly appears.
-hug her
-eat her
-knock down a coconut from a nearby tree
-push her into the ocean

 

push

 

She drags you down with her, and you begin choking on water.
-Do nothing
-Struggle
-Punch her

 

pawnch

 

You manage to knock her out.
-Throw her into the ocean
-Cry
-Knock yourself out

 

throw into ocean

 

She drags you down with her, and you begin choking on water.
-Do nothing
-Struggle
-Punch her

 

ahhh, how did I get past this part.
punch

 

You manage to knock her out.
-Throw her into the ocean
-Cry
-Knock yourself out

 

throw her into the ocean again. xD

 

She drags you down with her, and you begin choking on water.
-Do nothing
-Struggle
-Punch her

 

Pawnch

 

You manage to knock her out.
-Throw her into the ocean
-Cry
-Knock yourself out

 

kewl, we're back here.
throw her into the ocean

 

She drags you down with her, and you begin choking on water.
-Do nothing
-Struggle
-Punch her

 

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