Choose Your Own Adventure [1/1]

lol
You start to get bored.
-eat a coconut
-sleep
-do nothing

 

ono
You see, I want to go somewhere, but I'm doing thus with the mindset that every action resets me. xd
So I kinda dont know what to do at all when it doesn't. >.>
Do nothing will never be done
Sleep reset me last time
Eating a phone and picking conouts screwed me over, two wrongs make a right?
Eat the coconut. >.> Hipefully I know how to open one lmao

 

You cannot break open the coconut using anything nearby, unfortunately.
-use your head
-use your fist
-give up
-bite into it anyway

 

gak uh
Use my head. I'm meming and hopefully this means think smart

 

nope
After receiving a violent blow to the head due to hitting it on the coconut, you pass out. You wake up on a deserted island. There's a phone on the sand. Do you:
-Call your mom
-Eat the phone
-Text #YOLO to the only contact
-Jump into the water around you
-Walk in a random direction

 

Ahhhhhhhh
Random > sit > coconut > give up

 

You start to get bored.
-eat a coconut
-sleep
-do nothing

 

Ahhhh
Go back to wating a coconut. ;~;

 

You cannot break open the coconut.
-use your head
-use your fist
-give up
-bite into it anyway

 

Use fist. :T

 

You bash your fist against the coconut, and subsequently break all of your fingers. You pass out from pain.
You wake up on a deserted island. There's a phone on the sand. Do you:
-Call your mom
-Eat the phone
-Text #YOLO to the only contact
-Jump into the water around you
-Walk in a random direction

 

AHHHHHHH
Time to roll a dice and have fun.
...
Jump into water

 

You begin to swim out, but tire and realize you aren't very good at swimming, and you realize just how far you are from shore. You pass out from exertion and cold on the way back.
You wake up on a deserted island. There's a phone on the sand. Do you:
-Call your mom
-Eat the phone
-Text #YOLO to the only contact
-Jump into the water around you
-Walk in a random direction

 

Okie doki, an opening reset. :O
Text Yolo

 

You get a text back saying, "What is the secret code?" You text back:
-#YOLO
-#OLOY
-ymloqtvspb39
-nqxza28340d

 

Your mom suddenly appears.
-hug her
-eat her
-knock down a coconut from a nearby tree
-push her into the ocean

 

Um. Huh.
I dont want to look back at past comment, cause I want to pure memory this. But did I really choose this option before? xD
I chose this one cause I thought I would normally never choose it. :<
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Knock down coconut

 

The coconut falls on your head and knocks you out. oof
You wake up on a deserted island. There's a phone on the sand. Do you:
-Call your mom
-Eat the phone
-Text #YOLO to the only contact
-Jump into the water around you
-Walk in a random direction

 

:(
Yolo into ymlo.... Into eatung her >.>