ChaoS - A Boss Fight Game?

I fire another Bazooka.

 

I send Mars to Earth.

 

I give everyone the high ground

 

@Skylaar (10chars)

 

@Skylaar (10chars)

 

80 damage!

Due to the typo, the zombie ant is now small, and will take 2x damage form the next attack!

Being forced to watch cringe tiktoks is a fate no man should endure... 260 damage!

Zombie Giant: 0/1200

It seems your battle against the zombie giant is finally over... or is it?

Skeleton Giant: 2000/2000

 

I give everyone the high groundus leviousyadoodoo

 

I make him ask whos Joe

 

Because I was bored, I wander through heaven and earth, gathering the rarest and strongest stuff ever. Then I search for the God Of Blacksmithing, make him craft the greatest armor in history. Then I put Curse of Binding on it(so no one can take it away. After that I'll give the armor to the Skeleton Giant.

 

you do know the point is to defeat the boss, not help it, right?

 

I hit him with a Smite X sword.

 

You have given all of your allies the high ground, giving them 1.5x damage for the rest of the turn.

The skeleton giant is confused, and does not know who Joe is. Unfortunately, due to a lack of vocal chords, they cannot express this.

No.

You slice the skeleton giant with a sword enchanted with Smite X, dealing 105 damage!

Skeleton Giant: 1895/2000 HP

You no longer have the high ground.

 

I decapitate its skeleton head. It's easy because he has no flesh and it can just pop.

 

I use a huge pink stick thing to slap the giant

 

I install hacks on the skeleton giants computer and he gets banned for hacking

 

I pour acid on it

 

Bad Game >(

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I help whoever I want

 

yeah but thats not the point

 

Now it is

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I got a gay response to it anyway, so it doesnt matter.

 

Femur breaker it