Car Wash

Out comes a mask.

I put in underwear.

 

out comes Captain Underpants (what did you expect to happen?)

I put in my mind

 

Out comes a brain.
I put in a fart.

 

out comes a box labeled "All farts ever"

I put in said box

 

Out comes a pipe bomb.
I put in a literal pipe bomb.

 

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmppp

 

Out comes a non-literal pipe bomb for some reason.

I put my broken phone into the carwash.

 

Out comes a brand-spanking new phone.

I put in the XBoxOneX.

 

Out comes the xXx_XBoxOneX_xXx

I put recursion in the car wash

 

Out comes an exploding universe.

I put the Mechorrupter of Worlds inside the car wash

 

Out comes a beam creating a portal in the sky.

I put in a bottle of Whiskey.

 

Out comes drunk me.
I put a car-wash eating monster in the car wash...

 

Prey has become Predator, and Predator has become Prey. The monster has been eaten.







I put a car in the car wash.

 

I put a car-wash-monster-eater-EATER in the car-wash to eat the car-wash monster eater.

 

Out comes a car and a well fed monster.

I put an SUV into the car wash.

 

out comes a washed suv, dumbass

I put in a bag of sea squirts

 

Out comes sea squirts.
I put myself in...

 

Out comes nothing, since the filth was cleaned off.

I put the car wash in a car.

 

Out comes a paradox that destroys the universe.
I cannot put in anything because there is nothing.

 

What we perceive as "nothing" is actually gradients of energy, which make up the fundamental particles we know. Through a massive coincidence of quantum tunneling, a new low-entropy system is created, creating a new "universe", where the first thing constructed by the tentaculous beaked monstrosities that will take over their own new planet create a monument, a religious totem.

it's also a car wash.



i put in a weird squid-lookin thing that keeps on screaming at me