Car Wash V2.0

Out a stretched pig.

I put in a pickaxe swinging from side to side.

 

Out comes a grueling task.

I put in some diamonds

 

Out comes a diamond sword.

In goes Tobuscus.

 

Out comes a screaming man.

In goes Salted's basement.

 

Out comes a body bag

In goes a sock

 

Out comes @Oculism who never sent video proof.

In goes an angry mob

 

out comes a reply highkey telling you not to ping me also you're never getting video proof

in goes a hydrogen bomb

 

Out comes a big boom, looks like bombs and water really don’t mix.

I create a new car wash and put in dirty dishes.

 

Out comes a clean car. You've just upgraded.

I put in a dirty car.

 

Out comes a clean airplane. You’ve been upgraded.

I put in some emeralds

 

Out comes 1/64th of am emerald.
You've been scammed.

I drop in my 40/40 white horse. D:

 

Out comes endless pain and regret.

I drop in an Impeccable Jungle Bow

 

Out comes a Peccable Jungle Bow.

In goes a bee hive.

 

Out comes some honey and an angry queen bee

In goes my old headphones

 

outcomes a disruptive ECM feedback which I use to shut down the new car-wash. (That's how those work right?)

I put a dirty car in the original carwash.

 

Didn't the original blow up, catch fire, etc? The car comes out more dirty.

I put the original car wash through a new carwash

 

Out comes a carwash inside a carwash. It washes your things twice as well.

I put in a dishwasher.

 

Out comes a bottle of detergent.

In goes a deer, Gent. It's its name.

 

Out comes roadkill. Oops, looks like the carwash malfunctioned.

I put in a tree.

 

Out comes tree man.

Spoiler

In goes a dysfunctional river.