Bullshit Your Way To Victory

Your gods learn about Jesus and stop existing. I remove the cheese with the antiantianti bs guards I deployed, decided I own them now, take the city, and give it to @MlecznyHuxel99

 

You fool! The anti-anti-anti bs guards trap the anti-anti bs guards in an inescapable prison and I just walk in and take the city.
This is very similar to what happened last time...

Also, wait a minute, if knowledge of Jesus makes you stop existing... you know about Jesus as well, and you disappear.
(As someone who isn't Christian, I don't know about Jesus, therefore I'm still alive)

 

You did nothing to secure your position so I put you in a cage that will explode if anything comes near or if you try to escape
I put tons of robots with miniguns around the city so nothing can come close it it

 

Again, nitpicking your message, you didn't technically say you took the city.

 

You get your address leaked on twitter, so I take the city while you are attacked by angry dream stans
Since the last few attempts at controlling the city were due to anti bs guards and above uprisings, I decide to fix this problem. I delete all of the guards via facts and logic, and create entirely new anti bs guards, who are loyal to me only, cant be tempted, bribed, or black mailed, and also kills anyone in sight that isn’t me, themselves, or @MlecznyHuxel99
Since Im not a god, and your dudes are gods, and since in christianity there can only be one god, your gods dissappear as they shouldnt be able to exist

 

I don't believe you read the first message - the anti-bs guards can't be destroyed.
Anyway,
Jesus can walk on water
Ice is 100% water
I can walk on ice
Therefore I am 100% Jesus
See that right there is facts and logic
Being Jesus, I order everyone to destroy the city and create a new one, made out of gummy bears.

 

I take the city

 

The anti-anti-bs guards take you down, giving me back the city (they still weren't destroyed)

 

I dont care about the first message
I take the city and redo the things in my last message

 

Why y'all fighting over this city when you could just go to an alternative universe, teach some toddlers to use guns, and take that version of the city?
Anyways I'm going to do just that, have fun knocking yourselves out

 

I convince all of the people except for Potatomancer and Mlecznyhuxel99 that this new city should be the real city (making it the real one), and turn into Spongebob. The residents of the city experience severe nostalgia and refuse to fight back when I take it over using my minions who also look like Spongebob. I also revive Toucanus.
(Also, "not caring" about the first message doesn't do anything - you're still subject to it)

 

I decide to ignore the first message because I can lol
A twitter leak exposes Spongebob is actually EDP445 in disguise, and since every citizen of the city has twitter, they see the leak and immediately get you and your minions overthrown and in a maximum security prison far away from any cupcakes. I then come in with my anti bs guards and take the city. So the people are happy with me, I give them all baked potatoes that can taste like anything.
Oh and also the city goes back to @MlecznyHuxel99

 

They can taste like anything, however I'm the person who decides what they taste like. They taste like poison, and all the people in the city go into a panicked frenzy, and throw you in jail with me. Since you don't want to be in jail, you blow it up (pssht where is there a rule that says that you can't control what other people do) and I escape as well. In the chaos, I steal the city from Mlcenzy by having a swarm of bats carry them (and also you) away. The bats are then eaten by toucans (who were created by, of course, Toucanus), and you two are dropped on Mars.

 

Jeff bezos picks us up
I make new potatoes that you cant decide what they taste like (only the people can)
I decide toucans are cringe so they stop existing
I pay the bats reasonable wages and take you away to the edge of the universe where you suffocate and blow up
Since @MlecznyHuxel99 isnt holding the city well enough I give it to @TheAckening to see how that plays out

 

I'm still immortal, so I teleport back to you, and...
Steal the city using pigeons, created by Pigeonus, the god of Pigeons (the people of the city worship pigeons so if you destroy them they'll be angry) from TheAckening and give it back to you.
haha
now you can't do anything
wait I should've just not responded
crap
ah well this works too

 

Unfortunately for your plans, I'm in alternative universe and have no interest in taking this version of the city, so Mardeknius had no trouble stealing the city and giving it back to you.
As a test run though, I am going to release some of those gun trained toddlers into the main universe and see what happens.

 

I use my powers to ignore what you just said and I take back the city, I also kill everyone here except @Potatomancer and it will take you all 3 irl days to be alive again

 

I reinforce @MlecznyHuxel99 hold on the city by getting guards to spawn camp the dead so when they respawn they immediately die and have to wait another 3 irl days.
So the dead cant just use speed to avoid them, the guards are faster than all of you

 

Dude
How many times do I have to say
We're immortal
I just walk by the guards, and when they shoot me, it does nothing, because I'm immortal.
Pigeonus swallows the entire city, and regurgitates it except that he doesn't regurgitate Mlcenzy or Potatomancer so they're stuck inside of the stomach of Pigeonus.
I then take the city.
Heyy @TheAckening those two make a good team and I'm just one person whaddaya say we have a truce for now?

 

I take the city