Bullshit Your Way To Victory

i bend your bones into bones, so now you have bones, even though you didnt before

 

I easily expunge the bones from my obsidian interiors. As you are still not sentient, you are unable to do much as I scatter your dust into multiple more unbreakable jars then bury them deep beneath several oceanic chasms.

 

un chasm yor chasm

 

By doing so, you simply collapse the chasm instead, burying yourself under hundreds of feet of rubble and stopping you from ever hoping to reach the surface.

 

chasms ur unchasm

 

By doing so, you bury the rubble beneath another chasm, making your attempts at escape even more futile.

 

i achieve resentience by sitting in a wicker chair made from the bones of all the uzb members. This gives me their powers. I then slow down time, remove the heart of the Colossus, give it to myself, make myself enormous by doing so, turn into an exploding obsidian obelisk, beat you up because you are smaller then me, then bend you into a human when you are subconcscious with my punnaeus bestowed powers, and Universally Detonate you with a second universal detonator

 

You fool! The wicker chair has been made by Egbert, and after your foolhardy attempt to erase me, uses your potential strength against you to sap your very canonicity instead! You are reduced to anti-narrative void and wholly erased from the plotline completely.

 

didnt we agree to stop doing this? anyway i call the legions to rally on in my dying breath. The power flows through me into them, and i am in all of the frostdecayed legions at once. They are death

 

1: Not really, as you have unlimited lives through other characters anyways
2: Joining the hivemind of legionaries spreads your consciousness so thin that you are practically non-sentient once more. I now take an excellent opportunity to launch several leftover missiles at them, erasing key patches of your mind rapidly.

 

1: I have no other characters as of now. I am unsullied by metanarrative revivification.
2: Unfortunately, the missiles are decayed and then frozen into armor and weapons by my frostdecayed legions, as that is their power. They now (each possessing a complete hivemind filtered copy of my consciousness, use the armor and weapons formed by your own missiles to march against you with 0% of their infinite might, which is about 705 trillion myriads of armies.

 

Given that the mass of your legions is infinite, they immediately collapse into a black hole.

 

no, he might of my legions is infiniete, so they overcome the gravitartional pull and redirect it to suck you into an abyss

 

As the might of your legions is infinite, they also require an infinite amount of energy to sustain themselves. They proceed to realize that there is a finite amount of matter and are forcefully expunged from reality as a result, leaving you human and very prone to the eighty-five homing torpedoes heading your way as a result.

 

uno reverse card

 

As you never specified what you reversed, you instead turn yourself into one of the torpedoes, self-detonating instantly before you can react.

 

shucks, but do you really want to kill me? i am not gonna link to the post, but we have established that killing me would have...consequences

 

Yes.

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For the record, I don’t want to stop you from playing or anything like that, simply kill the character named Tzelofachad who has been an absolute thorn in my side ever since they came along

 

uh oh
this will be big
i cant right now but after i will go into detail.
Please stop posting til then

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this.
You have 30 minutes to change your mind, until i finish decomposing

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i know, but i was talking about my character in that post

 

can we go back to old bsywtv when "I turn the city into a potato and then go to australia and unturn it back into a city" was the average post

maybe I should ban player-on-player interaction and just have us all focus on the city