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Bullshit Your Way To Victory

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Mardeknius, Mar 7, 2022.

  1. Etherweaver

    Etherweaver Overseer of the Realm

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    The corgi is in the safe sector
     
  2. TrapinchO

    TrapinchO retired observer of the wiki VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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    The corgi is scared by all this and refuses to leave its room, stopping all and any activity within the area.
     
  3. Sir_Doomed

    Sir_Doomed Can't think of anything to put here

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    I follow Potatomancer's lead and begin mass producing nanobots.
    Anyone is free to buy the nanobots and use them to take over the city.
     
  4. Departmentalized

    Departmentalized Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    I destroy the nanobots
     
  5. BrokenRealities

    BrokenRealities Undefined Variable

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    I defenestrate you forcefully, then repair the nanobots
     
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  6. Sir_Doomed

    Sir_Doomed Can't think of anything to put here

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    I give you some free nanobots as repayment for your assistance.
     
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  7. wizard1dot5

    wizard1dot5 Skilled Adventurer

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    but you do not own all of the city as the bit I stole from the blown up house is still with me.
     
  8. Potatomancer

    Potatomancer Budget Wither

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    The atlas are ready, but since noone is buying them I construct an atlas bot and steal all of the next poster’s mana. The poster after that gets the mana that was stolen.
     
  9. BrokenRealities

    BrokenRealities Undefined Variable

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    Fortunately, I main an Acrobat and my mana regen is so high I barely notice.
    I purchase the atlas bot, but since I'm broke, I pay in shiny rocks. One of them ends up being an actual diamond.
     
  10. Sir_Doomed

    Sir_Doomed Can't think of anything to put here

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    I take Potatomancer's mana offer and use the mana to bribe the guy who makes the laws for the city, getting him to recheck the city's boundaries. Upon realising that your piece remains unaccounted for, he declares that that piece is no longer part of the city, meaning you no longer have any claim to the city.
     
  11. TrapinchO

    TrapinchO retired observer of the wiki VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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    I bribe the lawmaker to make it part of the city and give the land to the corgi, which rents it to @DesolateDiscord, giving them a place within the city.
     
  12. BrokenRealities

    BrokenRealities Undefined Variable

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    But I already have a place within the city?
     
  13. TrapinchO

    TrapinchO retired observer of the wiki VIP+ Featured Wynncraftian

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    Actually you lost it when the lawmaker looked at the borders and realosed someone bought your land and forgot to mention it.
     
  14. BrokenRealities

    BrokenRealities Undefined Variable

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    Oof. I refuse to pay rent to the corgi. It is too shocked to send retributive measures.
     
  15. Sir_Doomed

    Sir_Doomed Can't think of anything to put here

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    I cause a meteor to crash into the city, and in the resulting confusion, I sneak into the city records and change them so that I own all of the city, except the random fragments owned by people
     
  16. wizard1dot5

    wizard1dot5 Skilled Adventurer

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    I buy a leopard 2a6 main battle tank from the tank dealer. I then drive to the city records and steal them. as no one can find the records, ownership of the city defaults to whoever has the biggest gun. as the leopard has a 120mm Rheinmetall Rh-120 main cannon, I get the city.
     
  17. chalky five

    chalky five john wynncraft VIP+

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    I burn the city to the ground, then build it up myself and claim it as owner.
     
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    BrokenRealities Undefined Variable

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    Your claim does not stand as I get a bigger gun, a solar cannon, and take the entire city hostage.
     
  19. chalky five

    chalky five john wynncraft VIP+

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    I use mister beast to bribe the mayor into my favor, thus causing you to burn down the city and I rebuild it again.
     
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    BrokenRealities Undefined Variable

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    I use time magic to reverse the two destructions and rebuildings.