Bullshit Your Way To Victory

I use the power of bass tracks and really large speakers to blow your city off of existence. I build a new city on top of a giant meatball.

 

It's simple. I take it because I believe I have it. Therefore, it is now mine.

 

that makes total sense. I drop a turtle on your head. I claim the throne.

 

I walk in and easily take it over due to a very poorly-written storyline.

 

I threw giant mutated cockroaches at the city.

 

this does nothing because I own Terminex and eradicate them.

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however I put an undetectable poison in the palace so all your guards die. I then attack you with an army of floating swords and claim the throne.

 

I throw a blanket over you. You fall asleep and I claim the throne-thing-or-whatever.

 

I wake up and realize you're on my throne. I then throw sulfuric acid on you causing you to run around blindly in agony. I claim the throne after you run out of the city and into a moat.

 

I use speshul mind-control powahs on you and force you to eat a cake made of cyanide. I claim the throne in your place.

 

Luckily I'm resistant to poisons and was carrying an antidote. I then use the infinity gauntlet to erase you from reality. I claim the throne.

 

Unfortunately, the gauntlet backfires and erases you from existence. I claim the throne.

 

Well now that I'm in limbo i build my own city that no one can take from me.

 

I teleport to limbo with an army due to the power of lazy writing and take your city through lazy writing.

 

unfortunately for you you are now in my imagination so I trap you there and leave through the hole you made and claim the throne.

 

I tell you that Corkus is coming out in a minute after I'm the leader, and the throne is mine.

 

i don't play wynncraft anymore, so your hype machine does not affect me.

mine <3

 

I build a larger throne on top go the original throne. I claim the throne.

 

I throw you off the throne. It is now mine.

 

I set up a city nearby that sets up a trade route with your city. Over time our prices will slowly rise as we take your resources and drain your economy. Eventually you will be desperate for resources so we would offer you some in return for troops. Eventually after that you will have no army left and we will just walk in and push you off your throne.

 

I go and kill thousands of monsters and gaining lots of new powers and money. I then buy an army and come and wipe out your army a destroy you and your throne then make a new throne. I claim the throne.