Bullshit Your Way To Victory

I ressurect what, then lrocceed to use tortures techniques to gain access to the cities location, after a long hour of torture I get told of its location, knowing full well the pressure of the Ocean, i create some highly advanced device to turn all the area around the city to breathable air, name it Atlantis, and claim the throne, theoretically, there is no pressure anymore, and I can live without worry, with me being the only one to know of its location... Other than @what, which I deal with by taking @what with me

 

but i'm not trustworthy at all

I stab you in the back

Atlantis collapses

I rebuild the city somewhere and add super hi-tech camouflage in order to conceal its location.

 

I make it rain hot chocolate revealing your castle and then i summon upon the slap of a thousand million exploding sun that destroys your army and everything in the castle i then take you castle and rebuild it upon a maze that is indestuctible and they only way to reach the castle is to die

 

I die.
I reach the castle then.
Mine :3

 

I'm already dead inside so I walk into the castle and stab everyone. I claim the thing we're claiming.

 

I go into a political debate about why we can't all have the you elect me the president of this city, I back stab everyone, and take it all for myself.

 

I go into a political debate about how Bernie Sanders is way better than you, causing Bernie Sanders supporters to find you and murder you.

I now own the throne.

 

I literally fucking eat you.
Mine.

 

I fucking piss on your everything.
Mine.

 

I turn into Stingy.

Mine.

 

Communism.

It's all of our city now.

 

In Soviet Russia, city own you.

 

Remember when that joke was funny?

mine

 

No.
The city is mine because it wants to be.

 

I put it on a chain.

Mine.

 

I propose to the city.
The city accepts, and she is mine.

 

I send my team of divorce lawyers and divorce you
The city is mine

 

remember me? HAH

I switch my multiple reality scanner from "Wolfie Deaths" to "Real Throne Location"

I find the REAL throne, install it into the city (you guys had a fake one) and rule as king.

 

I 360 no-scope u and u git rekt hahaha( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I claim the throne.

 

but i was wearing a helmet! I get up, punch your face in the face, and take the throne.