Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

the city has been overgrown by moss

I now own the city

 

i seal everybody in a chamber filled with poisonous gas that negates all immunities and resistances, as well as every other type of toxin in the known universe, and filled with lava, oh, and while I'm at it, the walls, which are roughly 600 miles long each side, are painted in vantablack

my kingdom

 

I escape and kill you. I own the village

 

I gain the ability to reverse time, as such I reverse that event, as well as any other events to come

my city

 

i gain the abillity to steal abillities and steal your time reversal abillity. I reverse time and own the forest

 

I use a special machine to permanently remove your time reversal ability. I knock you out, take the city, and send you to North Korea.

 

I kill kim jon possible and use north koreas millitary to destroy you and the city. Then i build a new city and its mine

 

you cause a nuclear winter, and due to the lack of food in North Korea you're one of the first people to die.
I rebuild the city, surrounded by a forcefield that enforces actual logic, preventing bullshit.

i win

 

I wake up in my backup body and use north koreas scientists to disable ur force field.

I kill u and i own the pool

 

But logically, that forcefield cannot exist as there is literally no way to selectively and effectively stop bs.

The paradox causes the world to explode, and I rebuild the city.

Your backup body is bs, so that is void.


My city.

 

I kill you.

My city

 

i vore you

 

You didn't say mine so it's ours now.

 

i become saitama and one punch you

THE END

 

i'm trans, mixed race, a girl, and not straight. i am less privileged than you. therefore, you must abdicate the city.

my city

 

we shoot you
ours

 

That's being racist, homophobic, sexist, transphobic, etc. The press and I ally to create something you call "fake news" but your propaganda isn't enough, and the populace turns against you.

My city.

 

just because they turn against us doesn't mean they kill us.
we shoot you.
ours.

 

Two can literally play at that game.

You was not plural, so you only shot Ephraim and not Erika. Erika shoots you in the heart.

My city.

 

i shoot erika

sweet

wait i'm dead hold on