Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

Jake paul clickbaits you. Ours.

 

Bullshit. We stab you.
Ours.

 

Your anime picture kills you in cold blood. Ours.

 

Much doge.
Very murder.
Wow.
Ours.

 

Grumpy cat says no.
Ours.

 

I see a spider in the city and go on rampage to kill it, accidentally destroying the city. Feeling pretty bad, I rebuild it and become their eternal god out of pity.

England is my city.

 

I become your loyal servant.
England is our city.

 

England isn't a city
My city

 

I pour water into your dinner plate.
My city.

 

I destroy the concepts of time and space and destroy the multiverse, and all abstract concepts along with the past. Present, and future, however I leave a pocket of space and time left to keep the kingdom in existence, then I kill everybody who is in the kingdom that was going to try and oppose me.

The kingdom is mine, now, and forever, fuckers.

 

I feel a strong sense of dejá vu from this post, almost as if you've done this twice already...

But no, no! That simply cannot be true. I refuse to believe what occurred just occurred, and thus it did not happen.

I own the city.

 

Using the no limits fallacy to my advantage, I create a rule saying that nothing can defeat me, then I proceed to kill everybody using this new fallacy strung rule, and take over the city, oh and that no limits fallacy rule was created into an abstract 11 dimensional concept. So fuck all your bullshit rules.

My kingdom, FOREVER. AND EVER, fuckers.


close this thread, I already permanently took over the kingdom

 

Nope. I'm still getting dejá vu here.

Still my kingdom.

 

my name is azathoth
i dreamed everything.

that means
the kingdom is my dream

and you all are my dream too.

so fuck you, this is my dream, my reality, i control who gets to control the kingdom or not, and lemme just dictate, I RULE THE KINGDOM.

and since its my dream, i remove the concept of deja vu, so no more of that bullshit

my city

 

Are you trying to make this easy? Because I literally made three ways to take this over just from my first read.

You wake up and realize these copypasted attempts to dominate all life were not real and that you actually live in the Kingdom of Earth, dominated by a real god, me. I wipe you off the planet for attempting to usurp me in your dreams.

My kingdom.

 

ok time out, do you not know a single thing about lovecraftian lore? azathoth is a eldritch thingy that dreamed all reality, when he wakes up, everything ends, and everything returns to him.

ok time in

so by default, waking me up basically kills you and everybody else, and you return to my existence, so then you can't do anything, however since i am beyond causality, and time, that does not matter to me and i dream for all eternity, but i still control the dream, so

fuck your god
fuck whatever powers you have
fuck waking me up from my dream

THIS IS MY KINGDOM. NOW STFU AND ACCEPT THAT ITS MY CITY

 

Okay but lovecraftian lore isn't real.

Still my kingdom.

 

this kingdom thing is fiction, so is the lore, that means both exist in same universe

my kingdom

 

While you guys were bickering, I actually waltzed in and took it over myself.

 

By your logic, Cthulhu exists in Harry Potter.

Waltzing is really slow though, so I have time to notice and shoot you.

Still my kingdom.