Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

Through the power of total bullshit, I buy it for $1 because you never specified how much "a bunch" was.

 

Yes, my name is Nick Crompton
and my collar stay poppin'
Yes, I can rap
No, I am not from Compton
USSR is my city
And if it weren't for Team 10,
The the Soviet Union would be sh***y

I ally myself to Team 10, and everyone adores us for some stupid reason. We are elected as the city council, in control of everything.

Mine.

 

but what you didn't expect was team 11

my city now

 

Who cares i burn you all to a pulp. Dragon fire bia-

 

I'm not afraid of swearing, bich.
Your mind implodes.
I take the city and sell it for

 

bitch*
I take control of the city after exiling you due to bad spelling.

 

*Bitch.
I take control of the city after exiling you due to bad grammar.

 

I take over the control of the city becouse it's people are digusted by your profile pic.
I also place Killer Queen: Bite za dusto, from JoJo (whoa my niBBa is that a jojo reference!?).
So whoever tries to take over the city gets blown up and the time resets one hour.

 

my snake eats u
my city

 

I summon the Titan lord Chronos. He one hit kills this anime... thing with his soul-rending scythe and prevents time from being reset because you know... he is time.

My city.

Cmon it took you so long to type those two lines, you got ninja'd. I'll make you my vice president just because I feel bad.

 

my snake eats me and becomes Vice President in disguise and then kills u and becomes king but then he poops me out and I become king and demote him to vice president

our city

 

since when does Chrones have a scythe?
bad mytholog 2/10
u loose

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I marry you.

 

same

our city

 

Bruh it's a major part of Ouranos' Fall that Kronos uses a scythe to slice him up.

Ooh woops I said Chronos, that's it. Shhhh same guy.

I cite Hamarambe's Code in which you must both marry me since you ate me.

Mine.

 

my army of owls attacks you

owl city

 

I like to make myself believeeeeee that this city is miiine. It's hard to say that all of your dumb owls went and died. But they just did so just go, and cryyy.
When I fall asleep.

Mine.

 

I open a wormhole going from your location to the furthest reaches of the milky way. The vacuum sucks you out, transporting you into the cold depths of space and killing you.

My city.

 

I throw the handheld nukes I coincidentally had through the wormhole, annihilating the city. Also coincidentally and not bs, I landed by a planet the exact same as Earth because space is infinite and it's technically possible. I reconstruct the city there.

Mine.

 

I shrink the city to the size of my palm with my shrink ray. I grab it, then run off into another universe with my dimension gun.
I also make a pact and team up with me from the other universe and do all the shit I did in that other thread.
Mine.

 

my snake dies and creates a massive explosion engulfing everything except myself and the city.

my city