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Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by hmtn, Aug 21, 2017.

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  1. Paks

    Paks Spy Main CHAMPION

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    Well sorry to say but the government just got absorbed by Russia so it's not classified as a city until it actually has regular people.
     
  2. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    Well sorry to say, I dont fucking care, the government will treat it as a city or the world may end.
     
  3. Paks

    Paks Spy Main CHAMPION

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    Well sorry to say you have just been removed from power for Terroristic Threats First Degree.
    Mine.
     
  4. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    Well sorry to say that I didnt do shit, I'm tasked with securing and containing anomalous objects, and protecting humanity. I didn't choose to have a possibly world-ending monster in the world, I'm protecting you.
     
  5. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    woo im an anomalous object
    also can anyone else like take the city or somethin
    im bored in my cell
     
  6. hmtn

    hmtn Archivist of the Realm VIP+

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    watch me forced to save my own thread from 2nd page doom
    also when did this turn into an SCP-fest. Eh, I'll just go along with it.


    Has anybody killed everyone via [DATA EXPUNGED] and 2000'd the world yet? I'm totally doing that btw. I reprogram everyone to worship me and kill any would-be usurpers on sight.
     
  7. SizzlingBacon

    SizzlingBacon Enlightened Adventurer CHAMPION

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    I deleted you. I now own the city
     
  8. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    as everyone worships you, there are no conflicts, as we all are of the same ideology.
    as i also worship you, I am set free
    however, being free gives me access to a tv remote.
    I reprogram the volume down button to make everyone rebel against you.
    I press it, and everyone removes your ownership of the city
    as they are too busy kicking your ass, I take the city
    the 3 button now kills you.
    I press it
    mine
     
  9. SizzlingBacon

    SizzlingBacon Enlightened Adventurer CHAMPION

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    i reprogram the city to where there can only be one owner and i set the person to me. I also set up a highly secure firewall with 7 1000 character passwords. I also install a hack detection system that deletes anyone who tries to hack it. T H E C I T Y I S M I N E
     
  10. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    the 7 button makes me the owner of the city.
    I press it, and you are kicked out.
    mine
     
  11. Mistrise Mystic

    Mistrise Mystic Surfing winds and chasing windfalls HERO

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    I bullshit my way to victory
     
  12. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    no
    mine
     
  13. SizzlingBacon

    SizzlingBacon Enlightened Adventurer CHAMPION

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    no u. the city is mine
     
  14. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    yeah no
    suddenly bullshit
    mine
     
  15. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    hmm
     
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  16. hmtn

    hmtn Archivist of the Realm VIP+

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    Well it's mine now
    Mwaha-
    ...
    hmm

    I haven't been able to get in the same evil laugh ever since I cut out my own lungs.
    and the rest of my flesh
     
  17. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    I give you three lungs in exchange for the city
    pleasure doing business with you
    mine
     
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