Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

i draw dicks on the bullets to punch, while punching the dicks

 

I turn all the bullets around midair, whilst they still retain their original velocity and tragectory, all so you are punching them in the butt instead of the dick.
While distracted by drawing more dicks/turning them around again, I punch you in the dick.
Mine.

 

Congratulations! You've become the victim of a military coup!
Mine

 

i punch you in the dick with christmas spirit

 

i punch you in the dick with halloween holiday spoopyness, as halloween is closer that christmas

 

i punch you in the dick with the power of thousands of wal-mart retail stores selling christmas merchandise already

 

I punch you in the dick with the unrelenting force of thousands of forum accounts changing name and pfp to achieve total spoopyness

 

I use my most deadliest attack

you die in agony.

Mine.

 

unfotrtunately, i am immune to most weeb bullshit.

some vampires are too hot to be immune to.

I initiate protocol I.P.Y.I.T.D.

 

Sadly, I misinterpret your random acronym to mean "I punch your icky terrier dog." PETA hunts you down for animal abuse, and you are thrown in jail.

Still mine.

 

unluckily for you,
I
P unch
Y ou
I n
T he
D ick

 

Unluckily for you, you're currently in jail.

 

Unluckily for you, PETA didn't waste reasources on me because I informed them of the true nature of my acronomy.

I punch you in the dick so hard that it stretches out and slingshot around you, trapping you.

 

Unluckily, the weeb music from a couple posts back infused me with power.
I grab @Erika & Ephraim's dick and use it as a whip.
I give you 50 lashes on the dick.
Mine.

in hindsight i may have taken this too far lol

 

There's a new form of porn in here somewhere.

 

inb4 dick whipping hentai

 

that already exists dude

 

and why would you know that

 

because i've seen it dude.

 

like, actual elongated dick used to whip another person?