Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

i punch you in the dick

 

Due to you not claiming the city, I claim the city.
I also order you executed by firing squad for crimes against groins everywhere.
You don't escape, and are shot to death.

 

that's implied by the fact that i'm playing the fucking game
you want me to be fuckin specific?

I, internet persona Soda Tunicata on the Wynncraft Forums, user 370, punch, as in the action of using one's fist (mostly, the knuckles) as a weapon via forceful impact using human musculature interacting with the skeletal structure of the arms and tendons of the fingers, in the fucking dick

 

but none of us got a dick
we double punch you in the G E N I T A L S
we claim city
lol

 

i kill everyone
my city

 

we respawn and shoot you
ours

 

Nukes solve all my problems.
Mine

 

but you never said you fired them
we fire them at you, wherever you are
you die
the city is still ours

(if we blew up the city, we hire some guys to fix the damage lol)

 

I make the rebuilders put up propaganda for me so the people make me my new leader.

 

With the power vested in me by myself I kill all your supporters and you and take over the city.

 

I lead a revolt condemning you for your actions and take over the city with the people behind me as support (communism y'all)

 

I punch you in the worker's party

 

I punch you with capitalism
mine

 

I revive myself and create a monopoly over the entire city, and then with the money I make I buy said city.
Mine.

 

I punch you in the regulations on capitalism in order to prevent monopolies from shutting down the free market

 

I punch you in the [REDACTED].
Mine.

 

I don't do anything except say it's mine.
Mine.

 

ok.
mine.

 

I punch you in the uncreativity

 

I punch you in the overused joke
mine