Bullshit Your Way To Victory: The Revival

Luckily for them, I redesigned the infrastructure to support public transport and subway systems, making cars irrelevant.

 

One day however, you're riding on your subway when the ground above you collapses due to it being built so fast that the infrastructure was unsafe.
You die and are solely blamed for the accident. A new leader takes power. (Me.)

 

I start a coup and replace you as leader.
Mine.

 

I poison the water supply and exchange the antidote for control of the city
Mine

 

You forgot about checking the food supply,

I trade food I grew that is not contaminated for control of the city.

 

I destroy your farms and import food to regain control of the city
Mine

 

I kill you and take control of your imports
Mine

 

I, the exporter, use economic warfare to cut off your external supply to food. Seeing how your farms are destroyed, i use my control of food and other supplies to take power. Mine, baby.

 

By being a baby, I rise in the ranks of the upper class and have more influence than you. You become a puppet and I take control of the city.

MINE

 

I get control of the 10-tailed beast and launch an Infinite Tsukuyomi on the moon to trap the city in an infinite illusion so I can take control of the city.(What do you say? This isn't Naruto? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

Mine.

 

you're a weeb
mine

 

Youre not a weeb. Mine.

 

Yes you are right the city is mine.

 

I sue you for improper claiming of cities under the Petty Disagreements clause. You are forced to give the city up and I am voted in as the person who took you to court.

 

Unfortunately I have better lawyers because I owned the CITY.

MINE

 

BULLSHIT!

Mine.

 

But I have the best lawyers and get it off you
Mine

 

but I kill all your lawyers with hired assassins
mine

 

I kill all your assassins with hired ninjas
Mine

 

I just blow up the city with several bombs.

You're welcome.