Bossfight- A Forum Game

You start the charity, but it doesn't actually help the battle. You do send TeamTrees an anonymous donation, however.

Upon inspection of the Eiffel Tower, you find:
French Baguette
Upon use, summons an army of French people to attack the target.

The mushrooms bonk off the giant's head, dealing 10 damage. Yahya is too high to even notice.

You begin charging.

You train and work out under 5x gravity. It hurt, but it was worth it! All physical attacks you deal until the current boss is dead will deal 1.5x damage!

You explore another crypt, but this time, you trigger a trap which ejects you from the crypt.


Damage Dealt: 10(congrats, new record)
DoT's: None
Statuses: None
Boss Health: 1090/3000
Items:
Scroll of the Ghost Pirate
Mummy's Cursed Ashes
French Baguette

 

I use the baguette.

I also use reverse psychology and tell the giant that he totally shouldn’t stab himself in the heart because that would make us really sad.

 

My dude goes to the Supermarket to find any sort of sharp food item.

 

I set up a circle of landmines around the giant

 

I use my past relation ship with Remy the Rat to call it from the grave

 

I use the Cursed Mummy's Ashes.

 

Charge up one more time

 

Eat a sensu bean and teleport to the giant, releasing consecutive energy blasts

 

The baguette summons many French people, who take turns beating the giant with their own baguettes for 40 damage. The giant is somehow fooled by the reverse psychology, and attempts to stick the dagger in his chest. However, he uses the dagger terribly, and only cuts his hand, dealing 30 damage.

You purchase a pineapple and use it as a club, striking the giant for 50 damage.

The giant steps on a landmine you place, detonating it and dealing 70 damage to it.

You resurrect Remy with a poweerful necromancy spell. The rat has enough strength to bite down on the giant, dealing 50 damage, before it dies a second death.

The ashes blow into the wind, before reforming around the giant and being pulled into it. The giant is now Poisoned!

You continue charging.

You attack with powerful energy blasts, dealing 60 damage. [Mental Attack]


Damage Dealt: 300
Giant: 790/3000
DoT's:
Cursed Poison(3 turns)
French People(1 turn)
Statuses: None
Items:
Scroll of the Ghost Pirate

 

My dude goes back to the Supermarket to find a pointy food object.

 

I create a massive mine under the giant and set on fire the supporting pillars.

 

I use the scroll of the ghost pirate if using other player’s items is allowed, and then I cast a spell to increase spectral damage.

 

Ay wait wheres my training bonusses

 

Your training only strengthened your physical attacks.

 

But ki is based off physical training too

whatever

 

I guess I just use all my charges to drop mars onto the giant

 

...I shoot at it again with my crossbow.

 

Ok I charge all my energy into my fist, and some into my arm, shoulder and back to brace it before unleashing a powerful punch on the giants kneecaps

 

The poison moves through the giant's veins, dealing 40 damage.
The French people finish their beating for another 40 damage.

You find a carrot, which deals 10

You dig a mine beneath the giant and topple the pillars. The giant falls in aanad takes 60 damage.

The scroll summons a ghost pirate ship, which floats into the air. A cannonball hits the giant, dealing 50 damage. You succesfully cast. The next spectral attack will deal 2x damage.

Mars falls down to earth, landing in the mine TrapinchO made earlier. The giant stubs his toe on it and takes 10 damage.

The crossbow bolt deals 30 damage.

You channel the energy and punch the giant's kneecap with great force, shattering it and dealing 90 total damage.

Damage Dealt: 330
Giant: 460/3000
DoT's:
Ghost Pirate Ship(2 turns)
Cursed Poison(2 turns)
Statuses:
Fractured Kneecap(1 turn)
Items: None

 

Wait wut? This giant is bigger than Mars???

I construct a cardboard division sign and throw it at the giant.