Boss Fight Game

I'll search some crates

 

You don’t have enough for a crate.

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You leap off the pillar and bash the golem with your mace. It glazes the golem’s side and deals 55 damage.

You strike in the same area. It deals 88 damage.

The golem swipes at you, but you dodge.

You fire a lava-dipped bolt at the spot that Phantom hit with his axe. It bounces off and deals no damage.

@H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y helps you, so you are able to fire a lava bolt at the golem. It bounces off and deals no damage.

Spoiler: Overview

Ancient Golem: 1121/3000
Damage Done: 143
Most Damage: 88 by Acceleration
Void_Sky_Laar: 286/500
H0Y: 250/500
Tsu: 160/500
JohanLTU: 500/500
Acceleration: 405/500
All: Damage Boost (1)
Items: Runic Translation, Holy Lion Potion, Magma Ball (Acceleration), Ice Shard (Acceleration), Dagamberry Seed (Acceleration), White Robe (x3)

 

Clearly, the trick here is melee attacks. I will search for a pillar shard(potentially from the one i smashed earlier) and whack the golem over the head with it. If I can't find a shard, do the same with my axe.

 

Start digging on a different spot for items

 

Search in the back

 

Decel you already have like 5 items use some of them for fuck's sake

 

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Decel use an item next round or I will take one from you and use it

 

We're in a fucking temple with a stone golem trying to kill us. Besides, I am above the law

 

You and a group of people already have a warrant for going to 0

I'm da police

 

Government is corrupt, overthrow and enact a new policy!
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I hit the golem in an area not yet hit by anyone else, randomly decided by anyone. :P

 

The balls

Granted, however the government established after enacts a harsher get to 3000 policy and everything else is terrible

 

FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

 

I dip one of my crossbow bolts in lava and fire it into one of the Golem's eyes.

 

You start digging in a different spot for items. You find dirt. Dirt. More dirt. Even more dirt. So much dirt.

There is no pillar shard. You whack the golem over the head with your axe. It bounces back and deals no damage.

The golem fires a runic beam from its chest at you, dealing 247 damage and giving you a runic burn for 10 damage.

You fire a lava bolt at the golem’s eye. The golem grabs it in midair, and snaps it.

You search in the back. There’s nothing else in there. All the chests are opened, and there’s nothing laying around.

You hit the golem on its leg. It deals no damage.

Spoiler: Overview

Ancient Golem: 1121/3000
Damage Done: 0
Most Damage: N/A
Void_Sky_Laar: 39/500 (Runic Burn(3))
H0Y: 250/500
Tsu: 160/500
JohanLTU: 500/500
Acceleration: 405/500
Items: Runic Translation, Magma Ball (Acceleration), Ice Shard (Acceleration), Dagamberry Seed (Acceleration), White Robe (x2)

I am the law. And that is illegal.

 

Help deceleration dig dirt

(I roll a 1d20 to see if I can sneakily take his battleaxe to use as a shovel)

 

I dip a crossbow bolt in lava and fire it into one of the Golem's eyes.

 

I drink another potion, and look for a joint on the golem's body to attack. If there are none, just hit it in the neck area

 

If I focus on defending, would that do anything? Would like to defend void from the next hit