Boss Fight Game

nb4 eyes are pitch black
Look around the surroundings for anything that catches my eye

 

Acceleration goes before you and is going to defeat the last imp.

 

Look for Cupid. if I find him, rush at him and attack with the daggers. If I don't find him, then search the castle for items.

 

This is going... quite slowly indeed

 

You choke the last remaining imp to death for 5 damage.

You look around for Cupid. You don’t see him anywhere...until he suddenly pops into existence, holding a large pink sword.

“I’m BACK! Did you miss me? I hope so! Because I’ve got some love for youuuuuuu!

You rush at him with your daggers. He’s too high to hit, so you throw both daggers. They deal 56 damage each.

You try to enter Cupid’s castle. Cupid snaps his fingers and the drawbridge goes up, so you fall into the pink moat, where there are croclovedials.

You fire a trebuchet shot at the heart. It goes through the hole that Deceleration already made in the heart.

You look around to find anything that catches your eye. You notice a pink rabbit with a heart on its chest hopping by, carrying a pink egg.

Spoiler: Turn 6 Overview

Cupid: 4698
Damage Done: 117
Most Damage: 112 by Phantom
Decel: 446/500
Phantom: 431/500
Johan: 464/500 (Regeneration(2))
H0Y: 451/500
Tsu: 454/500

 

If i can retrieve the daggers, do so and repeat the attack. If not, attack with my staff. Also, could you notify me when my weapons' special attacks are off cooldown?

 

Your dagger’s special can be used. The staff special just recharged last turn.

 

Activate the special of whatever weapon I end up using

 

What are Croclovedials?
If they are enemies, punch them with my gauntlets

 

Pink crocodiles.

 

I hate this place so im sorry little one but I choke the rabbit to death after taking the egg

 

Fire two shots at the cupid

 

You choke the rabbit to death, and take the egg.
Adorabbit Egg
Just an egg...I suppose you could hatch it?

“HOW DARE YOU? MURDERER!!!”

You retrieve the daggers and use your special. They morph together and strike Cupid, dealing 175 damage and boosting the weapon damage by 5%.

“OW! YOU’RE REALLY MAKING ME ANGRY!!”

Cupid thrusts his sword towards the group, sending out a bolt of lightning that knocks you all back and deals 11 damage to Phantom and Decel and 13 to H0Y and Tsu.

A croclovedial swims towards you. You punch it, dealing 102 damage.

You fire your artillery at Cupid. One rock misses, and the other hits him for 72 damage.

Spoiler: Turn 7 Overview

Cupid: 4349
Damage Done: 349
Most Damage: 175 by Phantom
Decel: 435/500
Phantom: 420/500
Johan: 469/500 (Regeneration(1))
H0Y: 438/500
Tsu: 441/500

 

Reload

Send a pyschic metagane message that if you guys incapacitate him, I can skewer him with a thing.

 

DAGGERS AGAIN

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Also @Tsutomu

 

"Shut it you disfigured turkey that had too much fucking catnip"
also im gonna try and use the magma ball to hatch the egg

 

How much health do each of these monsters have?
I impale one of their heads with a well-drawn crossbow bolt.

 

Ew pink

Was gonna kill it. :c
Make an omelet lmao

hai was sleeping
If there are crocodidles grouped together, shoot the AoE bow and keep moving so I'm out of range of melee attacks.
Otherwise rush up to the one Johan attacked and swing my longsword at it.

Cupid is too high. :c
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Also welcome,bak wommby. :p

 

The crocodiles are in the moat surrounding the castle. Johan is in the moat.

 

It looks like Johan can hold his own for now. If he starts losing, then we should use our ranged attacks to attack the crocolovediles.