Boss Fight Game

hol up

 

I have 1 Day worth of pee stored up and I will not hesitate to blast him with the pressure of the Mariana Trench if he dares hold me back from my goals

 

Walk away significantly faster

 

“Yes, what he said! Just pee on the ground!”

“HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING??? NO ONE CAN LEAVE THIS PARTY!”

You get a heart fish.
Heart Fish
Heals 25 health over the course of 5 turns.
“GET BACK HERE, PARTY POOPERS!”

“I NEED YOUR HELP! I NEED PEOPLE TO PARTY WITH!”

 

I will stop, turn, and grab my staff, pointing it at Cupid. "You WILL let us leave."

 

I keep fishing.

Let's not come back to him, just wait until he uses violence, so we have a reason to kill him.

 

“Hey check this out! Rocks incoming!”

Launch the ballista and trebuchet away from the faries but in good not close view

 

“DID YOU JUST THREATEN ME? I WILL NOT BE THREATENED!”

You continue fishing, and get another heart fish.

You launch them away from the imps but close by.
“HEY! OK, I’M NEARLY DONE WITH ALL OF YOU! IF YOU DON’T WANT TO PARTY ON VALENTINE’S DAY, YOU NEED TO DIE!”

 

“Come on those rocks were cool. I thought you like launching rocks rather than fireworks. Plus this feels like its been going on for a week. “

Load the rocks

 

Charge the staff's special attack.
@Tsutomu you playing?

 

If Grian had a unique weapon, what would it be? I think elytra, considering Hermitcraft.

 

"You've crossed the line, Cupid", I say as I load my crossbow with a bolt and fire it at his face. "What's the god of love without love?"

 

"Guys, we need a plan. We cant just throw ourselves at Cupid until we die." @JohanLTU @Tsutomu @Deceleration @H0Y0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y

 

It charges automatically over turns. It’s charged by now.

 

I meant the snake attack

 

I'll mainly either cripple Cupid by shooting down its wings or smack its face with my gauntlets.

 

Me and Decel can cover you, Tsu, and H0Y while you attack Cupid

 

I pee on Cupid with the same amount of pressure as the Mariana Trench

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Now you may be saying that's gross but I didn't have a jar so I couldn't use the jarate instead

 

JESUS CHRIST THINK CLEARLY DECEL. YOU HAVE FULL ARMOR, YOU NEED TO TANK WHILE THE OTHERS ATTACK

 

Yes, I know that. It’s charged.