Best Joke Giveaway! (over)

RamenWillakers went to the school,and he forgot the maths book :v the teacher asked him where is his book and he answered:

the book suicided cause it had too much problems

get it?problems,math problems :p


no?then kill yourself

 

Desperate for half that stack

 

Can someone tell me who Rem is pls

 

First Joke: Donald Trump

Second Joke: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump? There is none.

Third Joke: What do you get if you have a city, a zoo, and an animal together? Harambe being shot.

 

So far none of these made me laugh
A few I smiled at but thats it

IS THIS ALL YOU GOT?

 

Aye a play lol
why is goredla a LoL pun?

 

What does the designer of the iPhone 7 do in his free time?

Jack off.


What's a similarity between the twin towers and Hillary Clinton?

Both collapsed after overheating on 9/11.


My last one is too evil, I'll post it if you really want it.

 

What's nine inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? inb4 what girlfriend

Spoiler: Get ready

Her miscarriage

 

what do you call mexican baptism been dip

 

post it pls

 

Why was the African child crying?

Spoiler: prepare yourself

He was having a mid-life crisis.

 

funniest joke?
joke

 

my life

 

yes so dark

 

Gandalf became a teacher. He told his students there would be a test. The one thing he said was :
IF YOU SHALL NOT STUDY...

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!

 

or triggering

 

Nah but I don't know which is best xD

 

Roses are red,
Hormabe was shot,
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop.

 

How do you make holy water?




put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it

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And God said to John come forth and you shall be granted eternal life, But John came fifth and won some shitty headphones

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?


A no-bell prize

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thats all folks b-b-b-b-b-byee

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example of "Rem"

 

Oooo my kind of thread :)

What is the most positive thing the the ghetto?
Aids



My daughter wanted to be a princess, so I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car

Knock knock
Patient: whose there
Doctor: Inturupting doctor
Patient: Inturupting doctor wh-
Doctor: You have cancer


A doctor walks into a room and says
"Im sorry but you have alzhimers and cancer"
The patient replies "Well atleast I don't have cancer"


Man: Damn there must be a law against sex this good
Girl: I think there is daddy
Man: I know, I know im going to hell


Why did princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelts


What do pink Ffloyd and princess Diana have in common?
The was was both their last big hit


What's black and on top of a stair case?
Stephen hawking after a house fire


A rapist, priest, and pedofile go into a bar, he orders a drink


Life


A girl goes to the bathroom with her mom, the girl looks at her mothers breast and says "Mommy, when will I get one of those?"
The mother relplies "when you get older"
A couple of days later, the girl goes to the bathroom with her dad, she looks at his penis and says "Daddy,when will I get one of those"
The father replies "When your mother leaves for work"

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin

What did the north tower say to the south tower?
Can't talk to you now, I have to catch a plane


Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it




Aaaaaand my moms calling me for my phone, ill be back tommarow for more