Best Insults Which You've Actually Thought Of.

wait

you actually used that

 

Fortunately the situation arose in which stupid insults were also viable as insults, otherwise I wouldn't have.

 

no u

 

i bet you will never solo li without a 114 defense warrior

 

best insult ever:
your worth is as much as that ant you smashed 5 minutes ago

 

Favorite insult: You're worth a lot... down the drain

 

if you had as many iq points as chromosomes you would have 47

 

your sister trans

 

So, you'll need some context. Theres a kid in my class named Nathaniel. K. So, I'm sort of the class clown/sarcastic piece of garbage. Now, more backstory. So I'm friends with a person he has a crush on, and since I'm friends with his crush, I hang out with her a lot. So, for some reason, we have the exact same sense of humor, which is why she laughs at my jokes. So, since Nathaniel wants to impress her, he's always stealing my fucking jokes, so, one day, sick of his bullshit stealing my jokes and taking credit, so I say "the only joke you haven't stolen from me is you." And walked away.

 

Context : My Brother and I are underweight. One day someone (fat) comes up to me and says, “I bet being underweight runs in your family.”
I replied with “I bet no one runs in your family.”

 

Simply just let someone roast you and say

"Im a Mirror"

Or you can just hold up your phone's camera and put it on selfie mode.

 

You're a nonbinary gay

and

"I got a 25 on the IQ test. I think that's pretty high, because it's higher than I can count to, which is ten."

For the last one, just throw on an extremely proud voice and go say that to your teacher. OR put it in your signature, and put -Donald Trump after it.

 

"God planned you to be dumb way before he even planned to create the world."
How is that for an insult?

 

Here's one, it's a quote from Shakespeare but works pretty well (imo) if you still need insults:

"More of your conversation would infect my brain" -Coriolanus

You're welcome. :)

 

“Your IQ is equal to your age.”
“Why the actual fuck do you keep coming back, I thought I flushed you down yesterday.”
Idk if this relates to you but there’s this dude in my class who’s like rich af, and his dog died a few years back. So basically I pissed him off or some shit and he said some shit wishing my Grandmother dead, I told him “she’s more alive than your dog buried in the White House” and he started crying

 

"Look, it is ⑨Baka!"
Extremely effective against Ice Fairies.

 

Friend: There are idiots everywhere around us...
Me: You must be mistaken. The only idiot is the one next to me.


we didn't talk much for a week.

 

"You may be a 9th grader, but you behave like a 9-year-old."

 

If you want lessons in roasting and comebacks, you can always consult Geralt of Rivia

 

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