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.on si rewsna trohs dna gnol eht htoB

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Sorry, I don't speak Latin.

How has COVID affected small businesses, such as the Item Identifier or the Potion Merchant?

 

At the beginning of the pandemic, the Item Identifier saw a huge drop in customers, as his activity involved sniffing and you know, not really suitable for COVID. However, doing some work in a laboratory in the Olux Swamp with a certain unknown doctor, he developed a mask that permitted doing his job without risking any infection. On the other hand the Potion Merchant saw a boom in his sales, because he literally sells health.

What is an Ice Drake?

 

@General Graken @ChrisWildfire @Wystan Burkee where are y'all at?

 

Sorry don't watch this thread.

The Purple Ice Drake is the slowest Ice Drake of all. It has grouchy ear lobes, and a toenails shaped like a hangar. It loves to eat elephants, although it will feast on nearly anything. It is plentiful and thoughtful. You must be over-large around it, or you may end up as it's meal!
(Also, if you're wondering what in the world that was, it's a mad take. Look it up)

How is "Who What Where Why" relevant to this conversation.

 

"Who What Where Why" may or may not be relevant to this conversation.
Hope that helps!

Is the Dern Beast?

 

"To Dern Beast, or not to Dern Beast, that is the question..."
-William Shakespeare, allegedly

Have corkians invented cars?

 

I could give you a yes, a yeah, a yea, a no yeah, a yeah no yeah, a no, a yeah no, a yeah yeah yeah, or a no yeah no
But I refuse!

Why did you snipe my answer? (luckily it still worked for yours)

 

Because I had an M24 and I wanted to use it without harming anyone.

What did Club Penguin say on the phone?

 

Here's a curveball: (yep, that's my answer)

Why do you want me to club someone with a penguin?

 

Club Penguin was a massively multiplayer online game (MMO), involving a virtual world that contained a range of online games and activities. It was created by New Horizon Interactive (now known as Disney Canada Inc.). Players used cartoon penguin-avatars and played in an Antarctic-themed open world. After beta-testing, Club Penguin was made available to the general public on October 24, 2005, and expanded into a large online community, such that by late 2007, it was claimed Club Penguin had over 30 million user accounts. In July 2013, Club Penguin had over 200 million registered user accounts.
(source: wikipedia.com)
Hope that helps!

Why did Disney think it was a good idea to shut down Club Penguin?

 

Because I'm clubbing you and Disney with a penguin for creating that bs. EDIT: Wait what you didn't make that up?
Would you like a list of other people I'm currently clubbing with penguins?

Spoiler: List

This is a list of people I don't like that I'm currently whacking with penguins.
Penguin #1 is whacking homophobic people.
Penguin #2 is whacking sexist people.
Penguin #3 is whacking racist people.
Penguin #4 is whacking generally not nice.
Penguin #5 is whacking conservatives.
Penguin #6 is whacking conservative political leaders.

To Be or Not To Be?

 

That is the question.
Hope that helps!

Boo?

 

First we must dissect the question by defining terms: "to be" means to live, therefore the counterstatement "not to be" means to not live. The word "or" perhaps implies choice if it is implicitly the logic gate "xor" where you may choose one option or the other, but not both. However if it is implied to be the logic gate "or" then it means choosing one option or both of them are both equally valid. This means you can be and not to be at the same time.

One may think this is not possible, however it has been proven to be possible by the thought experiment of well-known scientist and nerd Schrödinger. According to Schrödinger, a cat placed in a box with a spilled radioactive poison, one may consider the cat both alive and not alive simultaneously due to the definition of quantum superposition. This means cats inside a box with a spilled radioactive poison can "to be" and "not to be" at the same time.

We must also consider that the phrase "To be, or not to be" was written by a fictional character and closet bisexual Prince Hamlet. The inquiry implies that the prince is undergoing a paradoxical situation where he is both dead and alive, like Schrödinger's cat. We also know that all cats are bisexual. Therefore, we can conclude that Prince Hamlet is/was a cat trapped inside a box with a spilled radioactive poison.

However, not everyone are cats or bisexual. The people who aren't can only choose between "to be" and "not to be." This inquiry is reminiscent of the hit theme song Pump Up the Jam of the show "Scooby Doo", who is known to be a dog. This means those who can only choose one option but not both are dogs. This is the origin of the symbolism of rivalry between cats and dogs: cats can choose both "to be" and "not to be," while dogs cannot. This is because Schrödinger is a cat person and not a dog person.

However one may imagine a universe where Schrödinger was a dog person and Scooby Doo is a cat. While this would entirely reverse their roles in the symbolism, we are not sure if multiverses are real. One may inquire the multiverses itself if it is "to be" or "not to be" in order to clarify its existence. If the answer is "to be" then there is a multiverse where Schrödinger was a dog person and Scooby Doo is a cat. If all the multiverses were to merge into one "sacred timeline," then one may ask Schrödinger to "to cat person or not to cat person" or not to "to cat person or not to cat person," and to "to dog person or not to dog person" or not to "to dog person or not to dog person" at the same time, like Schrödinger's CatDog. One may also ask Scooby Doo to "to dog or not to dog" or not to "to dog or not to dog," and to "to cat or not to cat" or not to "to cat or not to cat" at the same time. This implies that Schrödinger was a fan of the hit cartoon series "CatDog" that features Scooby Doo.

However Schrödinger died on January 4, 1961, the hit cartoon series "CatDog" was released in April 4, 1998, and the show "Scooby Doo" was created on September 13, 1969. One may think that this would invalidate our theories, however it is known that Schrödinger's dying wish was to have a show about his CatDog named Scooby Doo. This implies that the creation of the show "Scooby Doo" (as opposed to the CatDog "Scooby Doo") was the direct result of Schrödinger's death about 8 years before its creation. Then it took about 28 years for writers to derive the hidden meaning behind the show and created another show called "CatDog" (as opposed to Scooby Doo, who is/was a CatDog). This demonstrates the influence of well known science man and nerd Schrödinger to the modern age.

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fuck there's an answer now

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uhhhh tl;dr, To be, or not to be: That is the question indeed.

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What is the meaning of life?

 

42.

Will you try to cancel me?

 

It is believed that the Wynncraft Forums user Wystan Burkee is uncancellable. Therefore no.

How do you make a TWF build?

 

Tennessee Wildlife Federation is one of the largest and oldest organizations in Tennessee dedicated to the conservation of the state's wildlife and natural resources through stewardship, youth engagement, and public policy. They bring together and represent the varied interests of people who enjoy the great outdoors. They are a 501-(c)(3) non-profit with a board of directors and a full-time staff headquartered in Nashville.
(source: LinkedIn)
Hope that helps!

Where is the Orange Wybel found?

 

It's a colour that has originated in the land of dubious instruments usually found in churches. (Yup, dropped a dad joke there)

What is the question to life, universe and everything, whose answer is 42?

 

dunno.
Hope that helps!

Where's the funny?