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The universe is expanding.
Why can't I level up?

 

You have -250% xp bonus.

HELP IT'S GOT M---

 

Wheres the question?

 

I know the rules, but does that prevent the completion of the thread's objective?

 

Yes, it does. And as a result, it might end here.

 

Nah lol

How does one survive in the void?

 

Eat mud.

Why is wynncraft laggy sometimes?

 

Tricksters are using too many laser beams.

Why is ??? so confusing?

 

Because Salted is furry.
How to use the nether portal?

 

Uhh just use it.

Why isn't human edible?

 

You have to cook it first.

Where is Gavel?

 

A Gavel can be found in a courtroom.

American Justice System?

 

Is generally flawed, but at least they tried to minimize it.

How many LE/hr can you make as a potato trader?

 

Potatoes.
Why am i broke? (in Wynn, not irl)

 

You haven't ported over your progress from Terraria.

Why doesn't shampoo deal extra damage to The Eye?

 

Terraria makes shampoo.
Why does the eye only attack you?

 

actually there are like 10 pre 2.0 assassins in the boss room (i mean old vanish with current amount of mana, max int btw), but since all of them were in vanish it looks like you are the only person in the room

Why are blocks floating in minecraft?

 

they have wings, obviously - can you not see them on the models???

Why are clouds white?

 

because my great grandfather’s sister’s 3rd-cousin-inlaw’s mother’s father’s 7th-removed-cousin’s great-great-grandchild said so

what happens if you cook a pan in a pan?

 

You get endism.
What happens when Endi eats a chorus fruit?
EDIT: NEW QUESTION: Why does Gboard want Endi to eat a child?