Be Unhelpful To The Person Above You!

Because a certain person contains no brain cells.

What if we used 101% of the brain?

 

We would probably talk about Wynncraft-related things on a thread where that is the only rule.

How do I unlock Nivla Woods?

 

Speak to Nivla IRL in a generally wooded area

What is the meaning of life?

 

42

What is the aim of Wynncraft?

 

You aim with a bow by pressing right-click if you have selected the Archer class.

What is a goat?

 

The Greatest Ox of All Time.

What isn't funny?

 

Colossal rat jokes

Why do professions take so long?

 

Because you have to be professional and your not getting paid to play Wynncraft.

How do I craft a Relik?

 

Talk to the Blacksmith while holding 2 T7 Darkness powders and wearing a Gemini in your helmet slot.

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How do I add powders to an item?

 

"how do I craft a relik?"
The wiki is a great source for this, you can learn the basic recipes here
welp he got if first sad...

Take white concrete powder (or one of ur choice) and put it in a bundle with ur item (1.17 only)

Why am I so poor and how do I get 1000000000 stacks?

 

DM me at Very Dodgy Person#-9999 and I'll trade it to you.

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How do I beat [Lv. 1] Weak Zombie? I'm having trouble doing enough damage to them.

 

You need to wait until 1.22 which will nerf weak zombies.

When is the Ocean Reborn update?

 

1.10.2

Why is Wynncraft still on 1.8?

 

Because Minecraft updates too fast apparently.

Why is my pc a potato?

 

Because you haven't bought a carrot yet.

Why can't I run Wynncraft on my Windows XP Laptop from 1904?

 

Because Bill Gates would probably blow your house up.

When will caves and cliffs release?

 

15th December, 2017 according to the Wynncraft Wiki.

Why is 1.20 taking so long?

 

Because it was scheduled for 15th December, 2017 according to the Wynncraft Wiki.

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How much does a brown horse cost?

 

(clearly you don't get the reference)
About 32 LE I think?

What is the Trade Market?

 

Place for exploiting

What is the best class?