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Discussion in 'The Planning Parlour' started by modern, May 26, 2016.

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  1. Coolfood

    Coolfood The Coolest Food

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    god darn it, so many people to respond to
    better start now
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    Your lyrics just can't compete.
    To a master with a beat.

    Your lack of skill,
    it almost kills!
    Your syllables are displaced,
    and your rhymes make me green-faced.

    Your word choice is trash,
    and your references make no sense.
    Prepare for backlash,
    if this rap battle will now commence.

    I've beat you once,
    I'll do it again.
    You're such a dunce,
    you better abstain.
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    Interesting word choice, a lot of half rhymes, but the references to wynncraft are nice.


    You, up to the mic?
    I've never heard sillier,
    just go take a hike.

    Your status ain't anything,
    if no one respects.
    you still try to cling,
    but you'll be annexed.

    Your references are cute,
    but I'm not amused.
    If you try to dispute,
    you'll just be confused.

    I've backed my bet,
    and sealed my win.
    but don't you fret,
    I didn't even begin
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    Important Disclaimer: I don't actually hate @Yuno F Gasai or @The Flubby, this is just too fun
     
  2. Yuno F Gasai

    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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    kk no fuck in this one

    I'm a pretty little pink princess of the Imperial guild
    you're just a green monarch of the blowy weirdy pigs

    overly obsessed with becoming the best
    bombing Palestine? under the wing of the west!

    I live there, I get the bombs delivered to my front door
    in school we learn the alphabet, A B and C4

    down in the west we got a nuclear facility
    with enough power to erase your whole nationality

    right left right? all I do is bashing you
    left right left, coz this rhymes are storming you

    if you'll check, my bars just getting higher
    drop so hard I don't need an amplifier

    well I'm done here, enough beating on this scout
    I have a world to manage
    [Yuno Out]
     
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  3. XavierEXE

    XavierEXE ♪ Wynncraft's Composer and Ability Tree Lead ♫ ♪ Music Item Team CHAMPION

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    *drops mic*
     
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  4. modern

    modern The irony is that I love the future

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    Woah woah woah.

    Now listen here, I made this thread,
    My rhymes are the best thing since sliced bread.
    My name might be modern, but ima go old school,
    If you want to start a rap battle there's gonna be some rules.

    When you get burned, when you backlash,
    You best better remember it's not just about talking trash.
    They might insult, but if you take it to heart,
    That makes you the target for another dart.

    My beat might be 90's, my art style 80's,
    But I am not looking for some kind of rating.
    Listen to my words, they are a fact,
    The war of the forums is not just a pact.

    This rap battle won't decide your fate,
    So don't go around and use it to spread your hate.

    [This has been a public service announcement from modern]
     
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  5. Coolfood

    Coolfood The Coolest Food

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    but talking trash is so fun
    :)
     
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  6. XavierEXE

    XavierEXE ♪ Wynncraft's Composer and Ability Tree Lead ♫ ♪ Music Item Team CHAMPION

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    ...*drops mic?*
     
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  7. Coolfood

    Coolfood The Coolest Food

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    *picks up mic*
    hi
     
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  8. modern

    modern The irony is that I love the future

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    Hello
     
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  9. XavierEXE

    XavierEXE ♪ Wynncraft's Composer and Ability Tree Lead ♫ ♪ Music Item Team CHAMPION

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    NO
    YOU RUINED IT
    *slaps the mic out of coolfood's hand*
     
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  10. Coolfood

    Coolfood The Coolest Food

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    *sets fire to mic*
     
  11. Flubby

    Flubby left and accidentally became leftist VIP+

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    You tell me to abstain
    So I'll call my buddy David Blaine

    His lyrics will entrance you
    Like a psychedelic vacuum,
    Cause now you're stuck in my room,
    And this rap battle never even started.

    I'm the son of a prodigy,
    A metaphysical progeny
    Twisting the rules
    And calling you out for a fool

    Step off your pedestal and wipe it for me,
    I wouldn't want your dust if meant a fortune for me

    I've got bi££ion$ son,
    You've got a million tiny horses,
    Cause once I'm done with you,
    You'll be screaming for Oprah!

    Oh and yes I used to play Wynncraft,
    I can make references in ones and twos,
    But I doubt you'd be able to 'right-left-right' if your mommy was holding you

    I've got Yuno on my side,
    Combined with over 13,000 likes,
    You're gonna be stuck using bide,
    But this isn't Pearl and Diamond son!

    We're getting real up in here,
    So I'm gonna tell the truth
    I think you had too much cool beer
    It's starting to rot at your tooth.

    As for you Modern,
    I can take you too
    I'm a lyrical pirate,
    Hijacking threads like your Daisy Dukes

    I can ravage your lands,
    (and your women),
    But I'll leave a little extra for Yu,

    Cause I'm taking my time for this lyrical murdering just like I'm going back in time,
    Because you're nothing to me,
    It's plain to see,
    The only good rapper here is The FlubbyB

    I've got references dating back as far as Vietnam,
    And the only things I smell are Napalm and sand,
    Because victory is in sight,
    So get out the choppers,
    I'll spread famine to your villages,
    Call me the blight

    *burns mic in a fire*
     
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  12. XavierEXE

    XavierEXE ♪ Wynncraft's Composer and Ability Tree Lead ♫ ♪ Music Item Team CHAMPION

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    I SET FIIIIIIIIIIRE
    TO THE MIC!
    WATCH IT BURN
    AS IT
    MELTS YOUR FAAAAACE!
     
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  13. Coolfood

    Coolfood The Coolest Food

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    ack,
    tag me tmrw, i'm not gonna rap past 12:30am
     
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  14. Flubby

    Flubby left and accidentally became leftist VIP+

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    Boy I'm still rapping and it's two
    I'd scream but I'd rather say boo-ho
     
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  15. Coolfood

    Coolfood The Coolest Food

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    but seriously tag me tmrw, this is too good
     
  16. Yuno F Gasai

    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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    hello there modern
    creator of this thread
    you should step sown
    shoulda stayed in bed

    coz its a battle between giants
    Ima bring down goliath
    coz I'm the david of this story
    I'm in this for the glory

    I never get burnt
    I use a water build
    I always get turnt
    in the club with ma guild

    your are a bit weird
    might say a little stout
    you just got served by me
    [Yuno Out]
     
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  17. XavierEXE

    XavierEXE ♪ Wynncraft's Composer and Ability Tree Lead ♫ ♪ Music Item Team CHAMPION

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    Ew
    1 line has 8 syllables
    The other one has 9
    Make your lines match if you want to rhyme

    Okay they don't have to match
    But 8 and 9 are like the worst choice
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    STEP SOWN
     
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  18. Flubby

    Flubby left and accidentally became leftist VIP+

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    I'll prove to you my exellence
    Even if words don't make no sense

    Cause all I need is a beat and a mic,
    And I can rap all night, going in it tight

    Making sex references
    Bringing in complex college level inferences
    Cause I'm a grad, you bet it,
    You're getting played like a confederate
    I've got the funky flow,
    Gonna be lowkey beating you
    But I bet you already know
    That I'm going at it like a AK-47 and a .45
    Shooting your ass
    It's nearly noon
    Gonna press 'Q'
    Get outta the room
    "It's high noon"
    [​IMG]
     
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  19. modern

    modern The irony is that I love the future

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    Ugh more screaming about your guild?

    we get it, ALRIGHT?
    You know how to PvP,
    And you farm all night.

    In not even in a party,
    I haven't touched my account since haloween
    But I don't need any of that, and I don't call myself a "Queen"

    David and Golaith?
    Who do you think is who?
    You have ten times more messages,
    But what did David do?
     
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  20. Yuno F Gasai

    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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    I don't, I suck
    I'm still level 86 ;-;
     
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