Assassinate The Person Above You

Because you destroyed all the nitrogen in the atmosphere, the sky turns a dark shade of red, the earths now toxic and hostile atmosphere slowly drives you to insanity.

 

i throw potato at u and u go boom i think

 

Your insanity due to the atmosphere makes you not notice that I am actually a wall.
*bounce*
*boom*

*Gets gas-mask and a planet-terraformer*

 

*Watches you all go mad while i'm inside the tardis* Welp... Off to another time period!

 

You end up in the early Cretaceous, ending up in a river.
You are met with open jaws.

 

*Sees the dinosaur* * Brings out wand and casts fire ball* *

And nice drwing/picture

 

That one's not mine.
You're flanked by a prehistoric shark that was going to be the Spinosaurus' meal.

 

*teleports away and charges up meteor spell* Acidently charges it up to much and kills most dinosaurs on the planet* ...Oops...

 

This also kills you, because science.

I don't even have to try.

 

*Uses Omega-15 device*
*Time is reversed by 15 seconds*
I tackle Khaji Dha and his wand, mid-charge, slams into you, incinerating your everythings. Too bad you can't fly like the others.

 

*Uses a time machine and makes sure you are never born *

 

*Throws a Pikachu at the time machine*
*Time machine short circuits*
*collapses into itself*

 

*Is secretly a ghost so he can escape the collapsed time machine and kill Dravern by stealing his body. *

 

*pulls out phone*
"Um, yeah, there's this ghost here... uhm... I'm at the Sahara River... Yeah that would be nice! Thanks!"
Who'ya gonna call...

 

That was 32 years ago , they probably won't be able to catch me in time . MUAHAHAHAHA*cough* haha.

 

Dank Pit can fly bruh.

 

oh
crap
Does he get really high (up) when he flies?

But we are 65 million years before today, so they do come in time after I go forward in time to take them back in time.

 

Dank Pit is always high

At one point he flies into space and battles a space Kraken.

And he attacks a Death Star esque place in space.

And he fights a psycho goddess in space.

Make of that what you will

 

While Pit couldn't fly, Dank Pit just got contracted with cancer.

 

I then stab you 37 times in the chest. After that, I kinda take your hands, cook them up, and eat them