Assassinate The Person Above You

I'm a creature, I am not subject to the laws just as a lion isn't.

I'm an athiest, so the Devil doesn't exist.
*slaps you repeatedly*
*puts arsenic in a supersoaker and sprays you with it*

 

I drop a piano on your head :o

 

I drop a sick beat and kill you with my lyrical murder.

 

I cut you to pieces with my awesome saber fencing skills

 

I hit you with my A rank.

 

*destroys FlubScore*

 

FlubScore™ Retaliates and ruins you for murdering it's child in cold blood.

 

I teleport FlubScore™ back to the Permian Mass Extinction Event.

 

FlubScore™ Isn't alive. It sat comfortably on the bottom of the ocean in an Atlantean temple. It is a set of stone tablets that determine somethings ranking. Your fallacy collapses in on itself and you are crushed under the weight of reality

 

Flubby, you make such a convincing fox that when I was out hunting, I accidentally splattered your brains over my yellow Lambo.

 

I have no clever snazzy way to assassinate you so...
uhm...
*smacks in the face with shovel into a grave*
*buries grave*
*throws a rock on it*

 

You're awesome xD

You went extinct 65 million years ago.

 

I feed you to my pet dragon. Your remains afterwards are then thrown into a pool of lava. I then cool the lava with my awesome powers. The stones created are then extracted and put on display in a museum. After completely covered with chewing gum, I then blow it up. The remains are then brought together, put in a chest and thrown into the ocean where it rots for a thousand years. Eventually the world freezes cause reasons. I identify one chunk of ice as the one containing... can I even call it remains any more? I place it on a plinth and fire a Death Star laser at it, destroying it. The rubble left is then collected and thrown to the beginning of time. The rubble is then placed in random places in the universe, where they are lost and forgotten and never to be seen again. And even if they would be, how would anyone recognise any of these remains as part of you?

 

Foxes have an impeccable sense of smell. I could pick out a molecule of my hair.

Anyways, I farmed too many of your kind so I eventually reached you.

 

How do you smell after that? Terrible. Huehuehue. But seriously, that lava...
I hire mercenaries from Almuj, take all of the guards and golems as slaves and use them to protect me. Eventually, you lag out and respawn. More slaves are where you respawn. You lag further and eventually, the lagging stops and you have 1 soul point left. You see the golem stand next to you, air in hand. It punches you in the face. Of course, you don't die but it punches you. Eventually, after your body is broken, an identifier mistakes the golem for all the mythic weapons combined and ids it with max stats for all the mythics. It destroys you, accidently destroying the world at the same time. Of course, you thought of that and switched servers. The armies spawn on every server. You can't press the x or disconnect button or shut down your computer. Whatever you do, the golem kills you and destroys everything.

 

You run out of breath while you are explaining your plan to me and... Wait for it...

Spoiler: Secret

Die

 

I stab Flubby with my mythic dagger in the liver, which i cook then eat..MMMM FOX LIVER

 

Well plaid...
well frickin played...
But, y'now, I'm synthetic. I'm made of duck and raven (which both also happen to be dinosaurs, like all birds).
No fox given.

Adolphin Hitler isn't real- dolphins don't have hands or complex language. Chemtrails aren't real- rich people also breathe. Lizard people aren't real- lizards do not have the hip structure to stand upright. The Illuminati is not real (anymore)- the world should've been taken over a long time ago.
No more conspiracy theories now.
Nothing to feed your hunger.
You starve to death through your mental health.

 

I eat you to avoid starving to death >:D

 

I come out of a parallel universe, revive myself, and use both of I to slap you both to death.