Assassinate The Person Above You

I spray on some anti force sensitive spray on you and watch you die and lose your powers

 

*I morph from a bear into a unicorn and stab you then I ride off majestically into the sunset

 

I use my emergency breathing cap (everyone should have one) to avoid drowning, then cut my way out.

You walk right into a land mine that I put there earlier.

 

Your breathing cap malfunctions, and you almost drown. You then successfully dig your way out, only to come across a calculator (which I made for a trap and it begins to work itself) and it starts dividing 1337 by 0 which then creates a black hole and sucks you in.

 

I'd make you listen to "Baby" by Justin Bieber ft.Ludacris. (Sorry Justin Bieber fans)

 

I fake my death and as you ride I pull out a bazooka and blast you to bits

 

I cut your head off with a machete and eat your body, then step on your head.

 

I pretend to be illuminati, then you earn trust of me.
I still want to kill you, so I try many different ways, all which don't work.
I then take you to a mexican restaurant (a fake one which I set up as a trap)
I order you a lot of mexican food which you eat, but then the taco is rigged with magic and turns your diarrhea into bits of metal. You go to poop, then your butthole gets shredded and then you bleed to death.

 

360 noscope , one deag , and misses
(7 year old kid snipes)
GOD DAMMIT JH#^&^%$#^&^$^%$^&#$ KILL STEALER

 

Time for an episode of...
Wwwwwwww- Watwagonnahappenifdiswasgonnahappen?
In this episode, we're putting the cyborg 2m long hyperintelligent raven/duck based spinosaurid against the -Solo Player-!
*Shoots a toy gun*
*Pulls a Large Hadron Collider out of pocket (I guess it's Bugs Bunny's kidney pocket?) and shoves you inside of it, initiating the particle acceleration, tearing you to shreds as the subatomic particles are met with each other, causing a nuclear reaction destroying anything inside of the chamber*
"Oh hey, I just discovered glueballs!"

 

*throws a few marbles on the ground*
*trips over marbles*
*lies in court saying Dravern threw them*
*gets him sent to prison*
*he gets shanked while in prison *
>DED

 

Plans that elaborate end up with the person making them getting KILLED TO DEATH

 

*Calls in military*
"Bring em in."
*everyone dies and this thread is killed*

 

*ressurects this thread back to life again*
*gets a gaster blaster and shoots you with it....twice*
*not enough destruction*
*kills you in 8 differant ways*

 

I shove corn down your throat

 

You go to prison for murder, and there you get raped with a sharp dildo as you bend over to pick up the soap you dropped.

 

Well then...
I know a few crab resturaunts around here. >:D

 

Turns into a titan and *slowly* rips your arms off then legs and finally your head

 

Well, at least someone finally was shorter than me...
Or was it me?
A chomp clasps your stomach, with the hook-like indentation in the skull making you unable to escape as a pipe-bomb is placed right in your throat. I swim away calmly as your body is disintegrated.

 

I shove my Diablo down your throat