Announcing 1.15: The Corkus Update!

You don't own it.

 

;-;

 

who what when where how is this still alive after 4(almost 5) entire months
corkus doesn't exist Kappa

 

I'm pretty sure some people haven't made it.
I love taking expressions literally.

 

Because Corkus does exist and is coming to a server near you... eventually.

 

See? He's an admin and confirmed it! That's 2 Admins, the other being Grian, who leads the build team! Corkus exists

 

I confirmed it like 40 pages ago.

 

on page 7?

 

I wasn't being exact, but I did post somewhere towards the beginning I think.

 

oh lol

 

Yeah, I saw. 3+ mods, 1 admin, and 1 owner confirmed it!

 

Well, I guess we were the fools all along:

original thread: https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/inside-the-library.147939/#post-1654366

 

@Tantibus WHY

 

Because it was real all along. Long before this April. That "First General Suggestion to make it in game"? That was Corkus. The signs were all there. The signs of Corkus. The name, everything. It was real before I made it the glorious overused meme it became.

 

Congrats, Corkus is now canon. Take that, non-believers!

 

what signs
seriously if this is a real thing I don't know wtf I'll do
what has wynncraft become

 

A Masterpiece, of course.

 

All right all right, it's time we lay this April Fools' joke to rest. It's had its time, its time in the sun. But it must come to an end. This probably would have happened a long time ago if I hadn't objected. Frankly, it should have happened a long time ago. But you know, I just wanted to be all like "Corkus is real" when the time came. All I'm gonna say from here is that I'm not really gonna take credit for Corkus. All I did was make it a meme. @MrCoffeeTime suggested it, and the content team and Grian are responsible for anything canonical that's related to Corkus. It's been a lovely journey with you all, and I want to thank @redx475 for sticking with my overused meme, no matter how dead it was the whole time.

So, as we say farewell to this thread, let's get hyped for some actual content now.