Announcing 1.15: The Corkus Update!

Wake me up inside!

 

(unable to be aroused or woken from deep slumber)

 

Wake me up inside

 

SAVEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

Call my name and save me from the dark

 

What the corkus did you just corkus say about me, you little corkus? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my corkus in corkus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret corkuses on corkus, and I have over 300 confirmed corkus. I am trained in corkus warfare and I’m the top corkus in the entire corkus armed corkus. You are nothing to me but just another corkus. I will corkus you the corkus out with precision the likes of which has never been corkused before on this corkus, mark my corkus words. You think you can get away with saying corkus to me over the Corkusnet? Think again, corkus. As we speak I am contacting my corkus network of spies across corkus and your IP is being corkused right now so you better prepare for corkus, maggot. The corkus that wipes out the pathetic little corkus you call your corkus. You’re corkusing corkus, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can corkus you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare corkus. Not only am I extensively trained in corkus combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the corkus Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable corkus off the face of corkus, you little corkus. If only you could have known what unholy corkus your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon corkus, maybe you would have held your corkus. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn corkus. I will corkus fury all over you and you will corkus in it. You’re corkusing corkus, kiddo.

 

You just spent way too much time of you're life typing that ^

 

You think I typed that out myself?

 

Now that I think of it, good point.

 

Yes

 

You think too highly of me. Or maybe you think too little of me. Either way.

 

hail red our lord and savior

 

That's the 666th message on this thread. Corkluminati confirmed?

 

Oh shit it was, I didn't even notice that.

 

Only a couple more weeks till we march into Corkus.

Oh and there will be powders too, but who cares about that when we have Corkus?

 

Hello

 

Can I ask why people still post here

 

Because.... Reasons?

 

an army of players marched towards the eastern border as the word of corkus started to spread. they marched for days with one goal in mind. taking over corkus.

 

why not