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Announcing 1.15: The Corkus Update!

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  1. Tantibus

    Tantibus Chairman of the Wynnviet Union, God of Dern CT Manager HERO GM CMD

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    In case you missed my glorious speech about the 1.15 Corkus Update at Wynncon, here it is again:



    I am here today to talk about a long-awaited update. Yes, you know the one. Three months ago, I announced the 1.15 Corkus Update, the greatest update to ever come to Wynncraft. This update is based on a suggestion by the wonderful MrCoffeeTime. In fact, this update is SO good, that's it's literally unbelievable. Yes, there are in fact people who doubt in the glorious Corkus Update. That's why I'm here to tell you today to believe. Yes, you must believe in every feature of the Corkus Update. Just do it. Don't let your memes be dreams, and don't let your dreams be memes! Anything is possible, including Corkus!

    They might say that a poisonous floor is stupid, and they might say that a modern theme doesn't fit Wynncraft, but you have to believe deep down in your heart that it's all real, and that it's all coming to Wynncraft. You have to believe! Now, I have one special announcement about the Corkus Update. It will actually be released…

    “Soon”™

    I hope you all look forward to it. Together, we shall walk into the greatest province Wynncraft has ever seen! And if you don't…

    I'll just ban you.
     
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  2. Jamieverse

    Jamieverse Legendary Adventurer VIP

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    Man of the year right here! *Sniff*
    *Claps*
     
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    redx475 SysAdmin HERO

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    Terezi Pyrope gallowsCalibrator I Former CT I dead

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    Zelefant wizard fortress will return one day HERO

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  6. Psychomentalist

    Psychomentalist Time is not on my side HERO

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    I do believe this update will come at someday , but what I see on Wynncraft is @Salted and @Jumla are working hard on powders ...

    So can you please tell us what you've done for our glorious update ?
     
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    TD0ggie [55/Ar/SJA]

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    DirtyDoge Master Procastinator HERO

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  9. Ghalt

    Ghalt I don't even know what I am now

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    Noooooo! Down with the Corkus Update. Wait who is there? nooo Tantibus stop....... Ahhhhhhhh........... , . . .
     
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    Stycore some random golem CHAMPION

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    Tantibus Chairman of the Wynnviet Union, God of Dern CT Manager HERO GM CMD

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  12. Stycore

    Stycore some random golem CHAMPION

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    k I'm still a non believer
     
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  13. Taf

    Taf Legendary Adventurer HERO

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    Ah so this is where tanti spends most of his time these days ;w;
     
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    Editing wiki pages; praying to the god of Corkus, Corkus itself; making sassy comebacks; and banning people who insult his quests.

    Like must be good for Tantibus
     
  19. redx475

    redx475 SysAdmin HERO

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    *throws empty beer bottle*
     
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