Aberration Apocalypse (d&d 5e Campaign) 6/6 Players

Yepp
Attack wolf 2.
4+5=9 to hit
8+3+2=13 damage if I have hit. -.-

 

The wolves have an ac of 12 so oof

 

I'm being so effective in this battle. -.-

 

Say that bondil's corpse

 

Fail yes.
Indeed.

miss
The wolf lunges at Aezor. 2+6=miss.
@H0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y Anduin’s turn.

 

Walk over to Bondil, the square behind him and use my
Stablize the dead cantrip on him

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Anduin rushes over to Bondil without any worry. He puts his pointer finger waves it in the air, and boops Bondil on the nose, using the Spare the Dying on him.

 

Okay.
Boindil is stable.
(Do you know if he keeps his Death Save fail?)
@ThomAnn100 your turn.

 

This is what I've been waiting for

 

Oh shit... I forgot

 

I walk over the the other wolf. Pull down my pants down and piss into his eyes.
To hit: Nat 20
FUCK YEAH!!
"HAVE WARM DRINK WHITE DOG!!!!"

 

(!!! O-O)

 

It is very confused, shaking its head angrily
Weren’t you supposed to climb up a tree?

agreed.

 

owo its tiny as hecc

 

The wolf also has Disadvantage on attack rolls and checks that rely on sight now.

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He’s a Goliath...

 

how big would that be then

 

*has to do very intensive questionable research*

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

@ThomAnn100?

Indeed.

*indeed intensifies*

 

It's tiny

EDIT: If you're a mod who reads this please don't ban me. Ban the person who brought up penis size.

 

Even better: don’t ban anyone

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Anyway, @BlueSlimerino your turn.