A Wynncraft Forum Story

Once upon a time there was a kid in wynncraft that wanted to be the very best *cue Pokémon theme song*
And so his adventure began...He was flying to corkus when a large bat flew into him. He started to fall towards Corkus and fell right into Corkus's Hat Store, buying a hat on the way out of the shop when he was fully healed. He ran into Florfy5. Florfy5 tried to sell him a ridiculously overpriced hat, which he bought. He put on this new overpriced hat, and the hat swallowed him whole. He fell and fell and fell until he arrived in wonderland, seeing an "Eat me" cake on a table. little do u know he is gay. b-but there's nothing, uh, wrong with that.
The gay adventurer went on a date with yahya, but then Nohno came in from no where and murdered the gay guy and then mushrooms showered yahya and nohno and then they were in the hat shop in Corkus, when the current narrator realized that she had no fucking clue about anything new in Wynncraft, and the hat store owner, aka @RogueHatter , sold the adventurer ANOTHER HAT! Suddenly, in a flash of light, a very hot and awesome god named Apollo appeared! He took the hat as mortals grovelled at his feet, and gave it a 11/10 rating for comfort and style!

 

Once upon a time there was a kid in wynncraft that wanted to be the very best *cue Pokémon theme song*
And so his adventure began...He was flying to corkus when a large bat flew into him. He started to fall towards Corkus and fell right into Corkus's Hat Store, buying a hat on the way out of the shop when he was fully healed. He ran into Florfy5. Florfy5 tried to sell him a ridiculously overpriced hat, which he bought. He put on this new overpriced hat, and the hat swallowed him whole. He fell and fell and fell until he arrived in wonderland, seeing an "Eat me" cake on a table. little do u know he is gay. b-but there's nothing, uh, wrong with that.
The gay adventurer went on a date with yahya, but then Nohno came in from no where and murdered the gay guy and then mushrooms showered yahya and nohno and then they were in the hat shop in Corkus, when the current narrator realized that she had no fucking clue about anything new in Wynncraft, and the hat store owner, aka @RogueHatter , sold the adventurer ANOTHER HAT! although it didn't have an unusual effect so it's only worth, like, a few ref,

 

I like @Artemis & Apollo 's version better XD

 

Once upon a time there was a kid in wynncraft that wanted to be the very best *cue Pokémon theme song*
And so his adventure began...He was flying to corkus when a large bat flew into him. He started to fall towards Corkus and fell right into Corkus's Hat Store, buying a hat on the way out of the shop when he was fully healed. He ran into Florfy5. Florfy5 tried to sell him a ridiculously overpriced hat, which he bought. He put on this new overpriced hat, and the hat swallowed him whole. He fell and fell and fell until he arrived in wonderland, seeing an "Eat me" cake on a table. little do u know he is gay. b-but there's nothing, uh, wrong with that.
The gay adventurer went on a date with yahya, but then Nohno came in from no where and murdered the gay guy and then mushrooms showered yahya and nohno and then they were in the hat shop in Corkus, when the current narrator realized that she had no fucking clue about anything new in Wynncraft, and the hat store owner, aka @RogueHatter , sold the adventurer ANOTHER HAT! Suddenly, in a flash of light, a very hot and awesome god named Apollo appeared! He took the hat as mortals grovelled at his feet, and gave it a 11/10 rating for comfort and style! Then, bob appeared and killed the god and became a god and took the hat as a symbol and ditched his other symbols

 

Once upon a time there was a kid in wynncraft that wanted to be the very best *cue Pokémon theme song*
And so his adventure began...He was flying to corkus when a large bat flew into him. He started to fall towards Corkus and fell right into Corkus's Hat Store, buying a hat on the way out of the shop when he was fully healed. He ran into Florfy5. Florfy5 tried to sell him a ridiculously overpriced hat, which he bought. He put on this new overpriced hat, and the hat swallowed him whole. He fell and fell and fell until he arrived in wonderland, seeing an "Eat me" cake on a table. little do u know he is gay. b-but there's nothing, uh, wrong with that.
The gay adventurer went on a date with yahya, but then Nohno came in from no where and murdered the gay guy and then mushrooms showered yahya and nohno and then they were in the hat shop in Corkus, when the current narrator realized that she had no fucking clue about anything new in Wynncraft, and the hat store owner, aka @RogueHatter , sold the adventurer ANOTHER HAT! Suddenly, in a flash of light, a very hot and awesome god named Apollo appeared! He took the hat as mortals grovelled at his feet, and gave it a 11/10 rating for comfort and style! Then, bob appeared and killed the god and became a god and took the hat as a symbol and ditched his other symbols. The adventurer saw his hat being stolen and immediately went to go buy another, but all the same thinking of a plan to get HIS hat back...

 

Once upon a time there was a kid in wynncraft that wanted to be the very best *cue Pokémon theme song*
And so his adventure began...He was flying to corkus when a large bat flew into him. He started to fall towards Corkus and fell right into Corkus's Hat Store, buying a hat on the way out of the shop when he was fully healed. He ran into Florfy5. Florfy5 tried to sell him a ridiculously overpriced hat, which he bought. He put on this new overpriced hat, and the hat swallowed him whole. He fell and fell and fell until he arrived in wonderland, seeing an "Eat me" cake on a table. little do u know he is gay. b-but there's nothing, uh, wrong with that.
The gay adventurer went on a date with yahya, but then Nohno came in from no where and murdered the gay guy and then mushrooms showered yahya and nohno and then they were in the hat shop in Corkus, when the current narrator realized that she had no fucking clue about anything new in Wynncraft, and the hat store owner, aka @RogueHatter , sold the adventurer ANOTHER HAT! Suddenly, in a flash of light, a very hot and awesome god named Apollo appeared! He took the hat as mortals grovelled at his feet, and gave it a 11/10 rating for comfort and style! Then, bob appeared and killed the god and became a god and took the hat as a symbol and ditched his other symbols. The adventurer saw his hat being stolen and immediately went to go buy another, but all the same thinking of a plan to get HIS hat back...The adventurer decide to summon @Florfy5 's final form "God Killer" to get his hat back

 

Once upon a time there was a kid in wynncraft that wanted to be the very best *cue Pokémon theme song*
And so his adventure began...He was flying to corkus when a large bat flew into him. He started to fall towards Corkus and fell right into Corkus's Hat Store, buying a hat on the way out of the shop when he was fully healed. He ran into Florfy5. Florfy5 tried to sell him a ridiculously overpriced hat, which he bought. He put on this new overpriced hat, and the hat swallowed him whole. He fell and fell and fell until he arrived in wonderland, seeing an "Eat me" cake on a table. little do u know he is gay. b-but there's nothing, uh, wrong with that.
The gay adventurer went on a date with yahya, but then Nohno came in from no where and murdered the gay guy and then mushrooms showered yahya and nohno and then they were in the hat shop in Corkus, when the current narrator realized that she had no fucking clue about anything new in Wynncraft, and the hat store owner, aka @RogueHatter , sold the adventurer ANOTHER HAT! Suddenly, in a flash of light, a very hot and awesome god named Apollo appeared! He took the hat as mortals grovelled at his feet, and gave it a 11/10 rating for comfort and style! Then, bob appeared and killed the god and became a god and took the hat as a symbol and ditched his other symbols. The adventurer saw his hat being stolen and immediately went to go buy another, but all the same thinking of a plan to get HIS hat back...The adventurer decide to summon Florfy5 's final form "God Killer" to get his hat back. Florfy5 said, "Uh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word,"

 

Please?

 

Once upon a time there was a kid in wynncraft that wanted to be the very best *cue Pokémon theme song*
And so his adventure began...He was flying to corkus when a large bat flew into him. He started to fall towards Corkus and fell right into Corkus's Hat Store, buying a hat on the way out of the shop when he was fully healed. He ran into Florfy5. Florfy5 tried to sell him a ridiculously overpriced hat, which he bought. He put on this new overpriced hat, and the hat swallowed him whole. He fell and fell and fell until he arrived in wonderland, seeing an "Eat me" cake on a table. little do u know he is gay. b-but there's nothing, uh, wrong with that.
The gay adventurer went on a date with yahya, but then Nohno came in from no where and murdered the gay guy and then mushrooms showered yahya and nohno and then they were in the hat shop in Corkus, when the current narrator realized that she had no fucking clue about anything new in Wynncraft, and the hat store owner, aka @RogueHatter , sold the adventurer ANOTHER HAT! Suddenly, in a flash of light, a very hot and awesome god named Apollo appeared! He took the hat as mortals grovelled at his feet, and gave it a 11/10 rating for comfort and style! Then, bob appeared and killed the god and became a god and took the hat as a symbol and ditched his other symbols. The adventurer saw his hat being stolen and immediately went to go buy another, but all the same thinking of a plan to get HIS hat back...The adventurer decide to summon Florfy5 's final form "God Killer" to get his hat back. Florfy5 said, "Uh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word," "Please"? Then the hat,comes alive, slaps bob, and runs away.

 

Once upon a time there was a kid in wynncraft that wanted to be the very best *cue Pokémon theme song*
And so his adventure began...He was flying to corkus when a large bat flew into him. He started to fall towards Corkus and fell right into Corkus's Hat Store, buying a hat on the way out of the shop when he was fully healed. He ran into Florfy5. Florfy5 tried to sell him a ridiculously overpriced hat, which he bought. He put on this new overpriced hat, and the hat swallowed him whole. He fell and fell and fell until he arrived in wonderland, seeing an "Eat me" cake on a table. little do u know he is gay. b-but there's nothing, uh, wrong with that.
The gay adventurer went on a date with yahya, but then Nohno came in from no where and murdered the gay guy and then mushrooms showered yahya and nohno and then they were in the hat shop in Corkus, when the current narrator realized that she had no fucking clue about anything new in Wynncraft, and the hat store owner, aka @RogueHatter , sold the adventurer ANOTHER HAT! Suddenly, in a flash of light, a very hot and awesome god named Apollo appeared! He took the hat as mortals grovelled at his feet, and gave it a 11/10 rating for comfort and style! Then, bob appeared and killed the god and became a god and took the hat as a symbol and ditched his other symbols. The adventurer saw his hat being stolen and immediately went to go buy another, but all the same thinking of a plan to get HIS hat back...The adventurer decide to summon Florfy5 's final form "God Killer" to get his hat back. Florfy5 said, "Uh uh uh, you didn't say the magic word," "Please"? Then the hat,comes alive, slaps bob, and runs away. The hat runs to the Corkus Hat Store to get prepared, and says, "Thank you," to @RogueHatter and runs away.