2022 Comments Before 2022!

How many many pages do we need for 2022?

 

Well, there are 13 pages (well 14 but it's basically empty) and 260 messages (excluding the ones on pg 14.). 260/13 is 20, so that's 20 posts per page. 2022/20 is around 101. So around 101 pages.

 

...and we only have 14 of them.

 

poggers

 

dipper? i hardly know 'er!

 

The corn's blowing.

 

how is the corn blowing it doesnt have a mouth

 

I'm just trying to make conversation. I was referring to corn popping into popcorn.

 

i too am making conversation

pepcorn

 

He's recording with someone named Karen.

 

yep

i think its his roommate or smth

 

She sells seashells on the seashore.
But the value of these shells will fall,
due to the law of supply and demand.
No one want to buy shells cus there's loads on the sand.

Step 1
You've gotta create a sense of scarcity.
The shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare you see.
Bear with me.
Take as many shells as you can find and hide them on an island.
Stockpile them high until they're rarer than the diamonds.

Step 2
You gotta to make the people think that they want them.
Really want 'em.
Really fucking want 'em.
Hit 'em like Bronson.
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment.
If you haven't got a shell, than you're just a fucking waste man.

3
It's a Monopoly, investment inside some property.
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly.
"These shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy.
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality.

4
Expand, EXPAND, EXPAND
Clear forest, make land.
Fresh blood on hands.

5
Why just shells, why limit yourself?
She sells seashells, sell oil as well?

6
Sell gun, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks.
Sell water to a fish.
Sell the time to a clock.

7
Press on the gas, take you foot off the brakes.
Then run to be the president of the United States.

8
Big smile mate, big wave.
That's great.
The truth is overratted, tell lies out the gate.

9
Polarize the people, controversy is the game. It doesn't matter if they hate you if they all say your name.

10
The world is yours.
Step out on the stage to a round of applause.
You're a liar.
A cheat.
A devil.
A whore.
And you sell sea shells on the sea shore.

 

shee sheels

 

should i go for eula? hmmmmmmmmm

 

Long Video

 

morrowind morrowind morrowind

 

more owind

 

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