2019-2020 Nfl Playoffs

Kyle Shannahans clock management is going to haunt me for years to come. All in all though I am glad Andy Reid finally won a ring, took far too long.

 

Superb Owl recap:

Sorry I took so long to get this done, I was a bit stoned yesterday, from a few hundred whiskeys and banging my head against a stone trying to make sense on Kyle Shanahan's clock management. Anyway, what should we be focusing on? Let's start with the losers, my 9ers.

I'm honestly not too upset about this loss, it's a refreshing site to be relevant again even with the bitter end. There honestly wasn't any particular player that played poorly, people would point out corners Sherman and Mosely, but I honestly can't blame them too much. Sherman is an old ass veteran who has nevet been known for his speed, there's no reason to expect him to keep up with the Chiefs wideouts. Mosely is a 2nd year man that nobody even knew existed before now.

There is also the narrative that Jimmy G sucks. And once a narrative starts it doesn't fucking die, no matter how well they tend to play. Jimmy G, the man who was near perfect untill garbage time aside from 1 bad throw, outplayed Patty Mahomes for 3 quarters, is obviously responsible for the 49ers 4th quarter collapse, not Shanahan's horrible playcalling, not the defense turtleing, not Patrick Mahomes decide to be Patrick Mahomes, all Jimmy.

Now, let's talk about the real problem.

Kyle Shanahan

WHAT
THE
FUCK​

God fucking dammit Shanahan. Did you learn ANYTHING from 28-3? Obviously fucking not. You still can't manage a game clock, you're still throwing when you should be running the clock. I mean for fuck's sake, this was the 2nd best running offense in the NFL, you had been running well all game, you have a late lead, LET'S THROW THE FUCKING BALL!!!!!!!!!!! If you weren't such a good coach the rest of the time I'd be calling for your ass to be shot out of a cannon, I still might anyway, you're the second coming of Dan fucking Reeves. You had better be spending every second of this offseason learning from your dad. God you fucking idiot.

I need a drink.

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Ok, let's talk about the Chiefs.

Patrick Mahomes, ah the Superb Owl MVP, he looked like shit for the first 45 minutes so he really didn't deserve to be MVP, but there wasn't anyone else to give it to sooooooo. I must give him credit for his late heroics, but he really did look terrible in the first 3 quarters. Either way, I like the guy, I'm glad he got a ring and I want him to get more. Now just dumb your psychotic date.

Frank Clark, the only guy that makes this loss bitter for me, fuck off please.

Tyreek Hill, living proof that Karma is not real.

Chief's Recievers, colective MVP's absolutely burnt our secondary.

Andy Reid, Even though he's not a player he's MVP IMO. The reason I can bear this loss as much as I can. Everyone loves this guy, this ring has been so long in the making, it just wouldn't be right for him to retire without one. He deserves it as much as anyone, enjoy Canton. And go have yourself the biggest cheeseburger ever. A sincere congratulations.

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Kansas City Chiefs

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This is probs the last of these threads I'm gonna make, I'm getting busy so I won't have as much time for these.

And also NBA and NHL are next and I really don't wanna do those.

So thanks to the 4 people who actually read this shit.