⚔ Another Boss Fight Thread ⚔ - Current Boss: The Guardians Of The Subway

Alright then I command Mr. 58 To blast ehm with the laser from the main body also if I can attack then summon a small meteor from the fire ball spellbook on Donald

 

IMPROVE AND FIX THE WALL

 

Help @H0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y improvr his wall, adding whatever materials I can find.

 

I shoot Donald with the dance gun.

 

This man truly is a merciless duck. I want to holy smite it with the power of the gods. Hopefully, the fact he's evil makes it more effective.

 

Want my Legendary Hammer of Light with that?

 

Heck yeah

 

I shoot Donald with a Deadric Bow!

 

Here's the stats (++ chance to blind +1 attack +blind level) (note this is from another forum)

 

I would like to call down a holy smite from the gods using the hammer

 

I pick up a happy meal (which has regenerating powers, duh) from the ground, which seems to have accompanied the dangerous duck when it was summoned. How odd. I share a few nuggets with Host before I run to take cover behind Tsu, who is taking cover behind HoY, who is taking cover behind their wall. I then proceed to devour the remaining contents of the red and yellow cardboard box.

 

How oddly specific

 

Lets summon a key blade and save my friend!
By mercifully hitting Donald Duck with heavy strikes till he drops dead and comes to.

 

I throw explosive eggplant at donald.

 

As you cast your meteor spell, Mr. 58 shoots off a laser, directly hitting Donald and charring a bunch of flesh off! It deals 12 (2d6) Fire Damage.

Right after, you chained the attack with the meteor spell, and it crashes into Donald. It deals 20 (4d8 + 4) Fire Damage!

The combination of the two very hot (literally) attacks causes Donald to take 1d4 burning damage for the next 3 turns.

As soon as you saw the rifle shot hits a few bricks off the wall, you immediately panic and have the urge to fix the wall.

You set off for work. You patched up the holes and fortified the wall! It now has 20 HP.

The materials you found were nothing special, but it will suffice. You add onto the wall with a bunch of wood, rocks and glued them all in! Needless to say, it seem to work. The Wall now has 25 HP!

You shoot at him with a dance gun, and he immediately starts doing the waltz!

For the next 3 turns, Donald has increased evasiveness against attacks (1d4 chance to dodge) but also has disadvantage on all his rolls.

(Loving the teamwork in this lol)
It happened all in a flash and a deafening boom. You just see as a blinding strike of light hits the dancing evil duck, followed by a large metallic "THONK".

The Attack did 53 (10d8) Holy Damage to the duck.

However, due to the bright flash, you and the duck have to make saving throws against being blinded.

• You rolled 17. You make the saving throw.
• The duck rolled a 2 (disadvantage). It is now blinded for this turn.

Like a true hunter, you string the bow and shoot at the duck. You deal 17 (2d6 + 6) Piercing Damage!

While the Duck was blinded (oh, and dancing), you steal the happy meal right under its beak, and run over to share 3 nuggets with @Host_Legacy , who happily consumes the nuggets and healed for 2 (1d6) HP. Then, you run to take cover behind @Tsuin, who is taking cover behind @H0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y, who is behind the wall.

And alas, let me describe your amazing journey you had with the remaining 2 and a half Chicken McNuggets you found.

You heal 5 (1d6) HP by devouring the nuggets.

Braving the Ass Destroyer, you pray to summon a weapon that could very well rival it. You run out of the wall, and midway of running towards it, the keyblade pops into existence where your hand is reaching out at, and you strike! (by mercifully hitting the duck with heavy strikes until he drops dead)

You swing twice.

First hit curves to the left and deals 10 (1d12 + 2) melee damage.
Second hit curves to the right and hits for 9 (1d12 + 2) melee damage.

Who needs making explosive weapons when you can just grow them from plants? You chuck an explosive eggplant at the duck.

Unfortunately, that precise moment you were doing that, the duck was doing the ballet, and somehow it kicked the eggplant out of the way (1d4 evasiveness due to dancing). It explodes on the wall! It deals 15 (6d4) Explosion Damage to it. The Wall now has 10 HP.

Boss:
Ultimate Evil Donald, The Merciless
HP: 321 / 500 (-122 DMG)
Status: Burn (3 turns), Dancing (3 turns), Blinded (1 turn)
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• Somehow, the duck manages to fix his Chainsaw up despite being blinded, while dancing (Skill Check with disadvantage: 17 and 15)! He riles up the chainsaw.
• Despite being blind, the evil duck still charges forward anyways with the chainsaw. He charges towards the wall.
  To @H0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y's terror, after that explosion that hit the wall, you just hear a "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" sound coming behind the wall. This is followed by a load of drilling noise.
  It deals 12 damage (3d4 and Crit!) to the wall! The Wall crumbles!
• The Duck is now dancing Modern.
• The Duck takes 1 (1d4) Fire Damage from burning.
• There is a Legendary Hammer of Light in the middle of the arena.

♘ Current Party Members ♘:
> @Tsuin HP 15 / 15
> @H0Y0Y0Y0Y0B0Y HP 15 / 15
> @Leonardonox HP 14 / 15
> @Host_Legacy HP 14 / 15
> @Hungurr the Cryo HP 15 / 15
> @KikiTheKiko HP 15 / 15
> @A Human HP 15 / 15
> @SimpleFlips HP 15 / 15
> @Arkade HP 15 / 15
> @Jalapeno9 HP 15 / 15

 

Using the power of friendship, I will strengthen the bonds between us (all PC's >.>), greatly raising our combat prowess! probably, maybe, hopefully

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What'a with the extra spacing? xD

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Do I still have thw corpse of Remy btw? >.>

 

I fly up to Donald and Atlomic Punch (I punch the boss with atomic energy) him and I command Mr. 58 to fire 2 giant bullets at Donald

 

I can say you can certainly summon it if you want to!

 

I lock myself into bullet and chainsaw proof safe to feel ashamed for this turn.

 

I'm charging a mysterious special attacking starting with
"Ka-"

Tip: plz someone join to make it faster lol