quests summed up poorly

The Qira Quest: [Level 80(how can people suppose to do it at this level)]
Yansur: Oh hello! Sb just died in this place. Go to die with him.
[After you finish the Thunder one]
Yansur: Kool, here is a voucher, do another one.
[After you finish the Air one]
Yansur: Alright, here is another voucher, do another one.
[After you finish the Earth one]
Yansur: Here is another voucher, keep going.
[After you finish the Water one]
Yansur: Well, voucher here, get it, do another one.
[After you finish the Fire one]
Yansur: Wow. Voucher for you, kill the spider.
[After a tough battle(or maybe just rekt her with your fds]
Yansur: OMG. The last voucher for you. CY@~

Rewards:
some EXP which you can't even level up once
A voucher for ONE level 100 OP weapon/armor

For player who did it hardly but isn't level 100 yet:
Player: WHAT THE F IS THIS REWARD? NOT EVEN 1 EMERALD? I'VE WASTED TONS of POTIONS and you returned NO EMERALD TO ME?

For player who had level 100 to rekt the mobs with him but haven't reach 100:
Yansur: HAHA. U CANT EVEN EQUIP THIS. WHO CARES IF YOU BEAT HER EASILY :)

For player who are level 100:
Player: Alright I accept that.

You got an excellent equipment but meanwhile

Spoiler: COST

- Your time
- Your potions
- Your energy
- Durability of your keyboard and mouse
- Your friend's time
- Your computer's battery
- And so much more...
Fair Enough ;)

 

The Ultimate Weapon

U: Okay, here's ur wood, anythin elese?
Dodleger Cuntsnoot: ayy lmao

---3 stages later---

U: smh where dat bleach at

 

YOU RIPPED ME OFF

 

Crop Failure:
Some guy: This man is Con, go kill or or something
Some other guy who sells shit: I is not con, that guy is idiot. Now smell the sewege that we have behind the graveyard and also prolly go swim in it
>walk through green shit
>kill giant blob of green shit
Guy one: you stink, take a bath lmao bye

 

oh is this thread alive again

shit lemme do another quest shitpost, uhh, let's do a marauder's dues again because the last one was fucking garbage

norsten: oh hey you wanna take the only route to thesead? pay up (or just climb over the wall idk)
north pole: fskajclkfjrkajakcsjkrjaskjak
nerdsten: o hey you gotta help me that gay wizard up there is forcing me to force people to pay for access
norbjörn: go kill him or something pls save me
notstone: sjajakrjjjcsajkrjsacskljlark
nicestem: hey pay up

[one decently long travel later]

???:
???: also don't come up here i guess

[lots of dodging and one super long spiral staircase later]

volmor:
voltor: also i'll let the guy go i guess, just put this orb on his forehe-
[one totally unconvincing "accident" later]
voltage: OOPS LOL GUESS YOU GOTTA GO GET IT

[one strangely long fall later]

vanity: wait you actually did that? fucking kek, gl getting back up

[one long climb later]

no i ran out of names: pay up, gimme that orb thingy
no seriously i ran out: no put it in my hand not my foreheasaosklrlakclsrakscar
no more names here: oh hey i'm free thanks for freeing me
idek anymore: here's some emeralds n shit also now you don't have to delicately climb over the wall to get to thesead

reward:
a bunch of xp
whoa that's a lot of emeralds
FINALLY, I CAN GET TO THESEAD WITHOUT CLIMBING OVER THE WALL

 

Nordstrom?

 

Shattered Minds:
Worst quest ever

Rewards:
Worst emeralds
Worst xp
Worst chestplate

 

You really think it's worse than quests like Enzan's Brother? ;-;

 

At 101% sure

 

what about... eye... of.... the......... storm........

 

Canyon Condor: Player assists in the systemic oppression of the less fortunate, the execution of the poor and homeless, and desecration of the dead.

 

Shattered Minds is still the worst i've ever seen on wynncraft, personally EoTS was funny idk why

 

no. leave. NOBODY MAY LIKE EOTS

 

Shattered minds was great tho

...

 

Insulting Selvut 101, featuring Zephylox.

 

Lmao shatteres minds need to be erase or burn or something like That, i dont see the prob EoTS This quest is easy

 

okay I was joking before but that's actually pretty rude

 

Ok. Explain how it makes ANY SENCE TO THE LORE... AT ALL... at least in shattered minds, they make the joke clear

 

When i done EoTS it was clear and simple so fun to do
When i done shattered minds it was awful, horrible, funny lvl -100, clear AT ALL (no jk) it's not clear at all but rly, and when i finished and get the rewards i was like ok i lose 4 hours of my life for This, all the other quest are so good and awesome but This one Will Never