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  1. Da Homeboi
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    You know the place. Well anyway back then life was goin' swell and everything was JUUUUST...

    You know the place. Well anyway back then life was goin' swell and everything was JUUUUST peachy! Except of course for the undeniable fact-
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 31, 2025
  2. Da Homeboi
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    :)

    :)
    Profile Post Comment by Da Homeboi, Aug 31, 2025
  3. Da Homeboi
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    Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs of the house half...

    Way back when I was just a little bitty boy, living in a box under the stairs of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Baits!
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 30, 2025
  4. Da Homeboi
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    Anyways! ... Uh... Hm. What was I talking about again? Kinda lost my train of thought. I guess...

    Anyways! ... Uh... Hm. What was I talking about again? Kinda lost my train of thought. I guess let's go back and start over!
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 29, 2025
  5. Da Homeboi
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    y'know?

    y'know?
    Profile Post Comment by Da Homeboi, Aug 28, 2025
  6. Da Homeboi
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    But ohhh no, Mr. Lack of Humor decided to instead roll around in the street screamin his lungs...

    But ohhh no, Mr. Lack of Humor decided to instead roll around in the street screamin his lungs out! Man, some people just can't take a joke,
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 28, 2025
  7. Da Homeboi
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    get it?"

    get it?"
    Profile Post Comment by Da Homeboi, Aug 27, 2025
  8. Da Homeboi
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    But instead of chuckling along with me he then starts running and screaming and flailin' his...

    But instead of chuckling along with me he then starts running and screaming and flailin' his arms around! And I'm like "Hey, man don't you
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 27, 2025
  9. Da Homeboi
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    bite out of his carotid artery!

    bite out of his carotid artery!
    Profile Post Comment by Da Homeboi, Aug 26, 2025
  10. Da Homeboi
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    And then this guy comes up to me and says he hasn't had a bite in 3 days! Now, I knew what he...

    And then this guy comes up to me and says he hasn't had a bite in 3 days! Now, I knew what he meant but just to be funny, I took a big ol'
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 26, 2025
  11. Da Homeboi
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    oh-so jovial attitude!

    oh-so jovial attitude!
    Profile Post Comment by Da Homeboi, Aug 25, 2025
  12. Da Homeboi
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    Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote. I was walkin' from the bowlin' alley with my...

    Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote. I was walkin' from the bowlin' alley with my jalapeno nachos, and my bowlin' ball and an
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 25, 2025
  13. Da Homeboi
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    I ain't no mind reader for cryin' out loud! Besides, now he's got a cute nickname- Torso Boy! So...

    I ain't no mind reader for cryin' out loud! Besides, now he's got a cute nickname- Torso Boy! So what's he complainin' about?
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 24, 2025
  14. Da Homeboi
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    Then he gets all indignant on me! He said "Hey, man I was just bein' sarcastic!" Well that's...

    Then he gets all indignant on me! He said "Hey, man I was just bein' sarcastic!" Well that's just great, how was I supposed to know that?
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 23, 2025
  15. Da Homeboi
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    World Remove the emerald cap from that one Cinfras NPC

    Make it so if you gamble more than 64 emeralds you're guaranteed to lose.
    Post by: Da Homeboi, Aug 23, 2025 in forum: General Suggestions
  16. Da Homeboi
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    And this guy, Marty, just rolllls his eyes and says "Noooo, I want you to cut off my arms and...

    And this guy, Marty, just rolllls his eyes and says "Noooo, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw." So I did.
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 22, 2025
  17. Da Homeboi
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    When I see this guy Marty tryna' carry up a couch for 4 up 7 flights of stairs all by himself! I...

    When I see this guy Marty tryna' carry up a couch for 4 up 7 flights of stairs all by himself! I ask, "Hey, you need help with that?"
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 21, 2025
  18. Da Homeboi
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    I was gettin' a lot of attitude! Ok, like this one time, I was out in an apartment complex...

    I was gettin' a lot of attitude! Ok, like this one time, I was out in an apartment complex parking lot cleaning out my earwax with a pencil.
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 20, 2025
  19. Da Homeboi
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    I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face! Yeah, everyone...

    I even made employee of the month after I put out that grease fire with my face! Yeah, everyone was pretty jealous of me after that!
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 19, 2025
  20. Da Homeboi
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    That's right I got me a part-time j*b at my local Sizzler! (tw: empl*yment)

    That's right I got me a part-time j*b at my local Sizzler! (tw: empl*yment)
    Status Update by Da Homeboi, Aug 18, 2025
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