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  1. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    Alas, I still do not have an exact name after the previous faerie shenanigans, and you simply turn yourself, as it technically is a name you go...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Jan 16, 2024 in forum: Forum Games
  2. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    Being merely a sentient obsidian obelisk, I do not have a mouth, and thus cannot have cancer. After wasting time hurtling yourself at me, you...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Jan 16, 2024 in forum: Forum Games
  3. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    Unfortunately, still being completely non-sentient, you trip on a stray piece of nuclear shrapnel mid-explosion and turn into radioactive dust.
    Post by: Etherweaver, Jan 16, 2024 in forum: Forum Games
  4. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    Unfortunately, you do not know how to use my obsidian inscriptions to control me as you are still not even sentient. You now proceed to stand...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Jan 16, 2024 in forum: Forum Games
  5. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    Alas, I am an obelisk, and technically not alive anyways. I use your true name, bound to your soul, to convince them to kill you instead, which...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Jan 16, 2024 in forum: Forum Games
  6. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    You fail to anticipate, though, that I have reverted the change and in turn swapped your own name for “i” in the process! You destroy your own...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Jan 16, 2024 in forum: Forum Games
  7. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    Alas, beforehand, I, Etherweaver, having secretly escaped from my last predicament via a hidden teleportation device, have changed my name to the...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Jan 16, 2024 in forum: Forum Games
  8. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    Alas, cancer cannot do much to an obsidian obelisk, and I remain almost perfectly intact due to a noticeable lack of cells. As your body was...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Jan 9, 2024 in forum: Forum Games
  9. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    Unbeknownst to you, I swapped the nuke with a perfect copy, and during your confrontation with Doomed, planted it, ready to detonate, underneath...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Jan 9, 2024 in forum: Forum Games
  10. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    [IMG] Unfortunately, I too have prepared for this. Retreating to a private lair in the midst of space, I slowly work to create a lethal disease...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Jan 3, 2024 in forum: Forum Games
  11. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    I use my reality-thinner to spread you even further apart into countless tiny shards, each so small to the point where you cannot maintain a...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Jan 3, 2024 in forum: Forum Games
  12. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    While you gloat at your success, you fail to notice that you are still inside the city and a vaporizing explosion is right behind you. 3 seconds...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Jan 1, 2024 in forum: Forum Games
  13. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    Tired of your shenanigans, I plant several indestructible automatons by the rock, each repeatedly punching it at supersonic speeds. As the meeting...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Jan 1, 2024 in forum: Forum Games
  14. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    A freak storm abruptly breaks out and causes the poodle to take cover in an old warehouse a block away. A bolt of lightning happens to strike the...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Dec 28, 2023 in forum: Forum Games
  15. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    A poodle walks into the city. Fear not, for the poodle is completely ordinary in almost every sense. It is lacking of sapience, completely...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Dec 28, 2023 in forum: Forum Games
  16. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    Though you take the city easily, you are yet unaware of the three immense mistakes you just made. Your little escapade outside the narrative has...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Dec 28, 2023 in forum: Forum Games
  17. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    Unfortunately, a stray beam of incinerating light from the laser I fired at Tzelofachad a while back just happens to hit you and only you...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Dec 25, 2023 in forum: Forum Games
  18. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    Oh boy, you have no idea what you just did. By forcibly decanonizing Egbert, you completely upheave the laws of all pataphysics. Everything is...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Dec 20, 2023 in forum: Forum Games
  19. Etherweaver
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    Bullshit Your Way To Victory

    Alas, it turns out that your all of your various public services and contributions were designed by a certain engineer named Egbert. The man with...
    Post by: Etherweaver, Dec 18, 2023 in forum: Forum Games
  20. Etherweaver
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    Event Festival of the Blizzard: 30 Free Blizzard Crates + Hotfix #4

    Aurora?? From Monumenta’s Star Point expansion??????
    Post by: Etherweaver, Dec 15, 2023 in forum: News & Patches
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