Bart (MC)

this is pre-covid even. when i got that back in the day i knew it because my nose was leaking so hard i couldn't even keep swallowing it lol

me having a terrible cough today: coincidence? I think not!

here you go. bone apple teeth!

I’ve found that, especially near churches, people have free bone drives and fresh new ones daily!

this joke would land a LOT better if i actually remembered the part we're in is jojolands. Ops

The hero is Barack Obama

I think TrapinchO would win, probably.

selvut goes the long way round to making the lore edits he's been wanting to make for years

Is peanut gallery considered offensive?
That’s my favourite slightly derogatory term

Depends on who you ask, it's associated with the cheapest seats of shows, which historically tended to be the only place where Black people could sit, but apparently the term was popularized further by a 1940s/50s children's show with no racial connotations

Wait what. Interesting, I never knew that, I thought it was just some random thing someone said once so now we still say it. Like A Bird in the Hand is worth two in the bush

So, assuming a constant number of statuses per page (i.e. unaffected by replies), every page has 20 statuses. Tantibus has 171 pages meaning 3420 statuses. Now, he does have quite a bit of posts from other people, and I'm not about to count all of them so we'll assume 2 pages worth (it is most defiantly more but shhhh...). So that means he has 3380 statuses.

You have 143 pages and like 19 statuses on the newest page so 2879 statuses. You need 501 statuses, which, assuming a rate of one post per day is... well... 501 days. A year and a little over four months.

returning to this in 2031 when they finally diagnose me with the most common one on the planet and make fun of me for it

Bartism

i can bounce back from sour moods anytime but a little bit of my soul fell into my mind at night and that doesn't grow back fast

i'm allowed to edgepost i'm only a little guy

I had such a dream towards the end of march, and a similar dream (about the way-way future results of my having gotten over them) towards the end of february. I completly get it

yes it was with a walker and she can't do stairs still but i've never seen anyone above 70 get back up from literally not being able to even get up from a bed to going back on walks in any semblence of this timeframe. really hoping i'm getting these genes or she WILL outlive me

i've been treating it as a bit of journaling for years now, i'm very proud that i've had a positive effect on this place & i'm very glad to hear you say that <3

the title and the title alone is basically a filter for being able to enjoy a really nice game, it's crazy

Also Ohms has existed in the story of the game for however long but he still doesnt exist as a character in any regard

I kinda liked Gale as a character, but if I met her IRL I would easily be annoyed by her excessive positivity

Most of the time I'm fine, but sometimes I get really pensive at night. Like I could genuinely sit in the dark and contemplate about something for an hour if it wasn't weird to do that

It's the lack of vitamin D from the sunlight. Remember, never trust how you feel about your life past 9pm.

no i have it the other way around. i get way better past 9pm