Bart (MC)

i'm not even joking when i say that i legitimately think that phrase will pop up in my head every so often until i'm dead, and i'm convinced it will stick around as a saying even after that

And then there's me with my rock never hearing that before. Instead quotes I think Iconic are like "fishes fishes putting on their feet, marry a fish and life will be sweet, fry her in a pan and pick out her bones, fish blood is cold 'top a throne." and "you're ridiculous family would be surprised to learn that not everything is solved by murder"

I haven't even played Undertale and it's still reached me.

*another moth flies in
I'm here!

anathema is coming for you

Anathema breached dimensions and came through the screen to try to get to you! I hope she didn't bring her missiles lmfao.

i haven't actually played fruma yet did i get this right

that depends on how much you read into things

I've been waiting for ACOSF to get off hold to read it

so real... there are plenty of new books for me to read I just Don't Want To.

If you can use a semi-colon properly, I'm sure you're plenty smart to learn that

You've gotta weed out the infectious words like "chud" and "based" before they start to tarnish your reputation and presentation as a person.

Make a two day blinding stew every other day and force feed it to them.

THAT SOUNDS PAINFUL; NO THANK YOU

lowkey wearing a hoodie in that weather

this has happened a whopping three times already why is it a pattern

surprise! make that four! i'm the more autistic weirder sibling of {redacted}, who I have on good word you talked with yesterday

for legal reasons this is a joke

this is pre-covid even. when i got that back in the day i knew it because my nose was leaking so hard i couldn't even keep swallowing it lol

me having a terrible cough today: coincidence? I think not!

here you go. bone apple teeth!

I’ve found that, especially near churches, people have free bone drives and fresh new ones daily!

this joke would land a LOT better if i actually remembered the part we're in is jojolands. Ops

The hero is Barack Obama

I think TrapinchO would win, probably.

selvut goes the long way round to making the lore edits he's been wanting to make for years

Is peanut gallery considered offensive?
That’s my favourite slightly derogatory term

Depends on who you ask, it's associated with the cheapest seats of shows, which historically tended to be the only place where Black people could sit, but apparently the term was popularized further by a 1940s/50s children's show with no racial connotations

Wait what. Interesting, I never knew that, I thought it was just some random thing someone said once so now we still say it. Like A Bird in the Hand is worth two in the bush