Bart (MC)

for the record i am talking about wings of fire. i realized i could also be talking about geronimo stilton or like half a dozen werewolf books but i am talking about wings of fire. the dragon fans got me i guess

Dragons don’t have fur though
Except maybe some eastern ones

wouldnt be so fucking hard if you hadnt fucking left me and taken the kids now would it you vile bithc

you left the primordial soup and frankly u havent been the same since

it’s so hard being a deadbeat dad

Yeah but then it would’ve been weird how there were a bunch of people living in the woods and getting hit by cars and stuff
I’ve not read the series since I was like 10 but I’m pretty sure that’s what happened

who up getting hit on the thunderpath

DRAGONS BEST

souls and shi?

i fell asleep watching it and holy hell that was Content

this was fine actually it was a decently well received joke i think i was just having a bad time yesterday evening

i had a dream about this post last night. i can't tell you what happened or why but clearly my subconscious needed time to ruminate on this

im glad we're on the same page, i too have been pondering

I feel like at some point this evolves into creating a cult for specifically your children to follow until they’re old enough that you can tell them it’s all bs

dragon came down the chimney to give you presents

I still think they're real tbh

Impressive, I’ve missed a whole month of daily posts on another platform (I was banned for mentioning a website used to post videos of unsavoury things)

i'm slowly reaching the not actually known top of profile wall lengths on these forums (except tantibus, he's like a thousand posts higher wtf)

congrats on existing!

in other news if i hadn't been woken up from my nap by the moon shining through my window that'd actually be my daily streak done for lmfao

grown ass man. get a job!

my bones are tired and brittle the only job i can get is eat hot chip or lie

yeah i just told them i was late with ordering meds and i just couldn't get anything done. which is technically true although not really related (they don't need to know)

no one here is based enough for the truth

me who feels ten years ahead of my age when i stop playing minecraft 30 minutes before i have to get off so i can sleep

he got something figured out i just need to find out what it is now

he was there again this morning making some bird. gotta assume he just sat there all night

i will if u need :3

"oh i've been enjoying reading so much and i'm finding time to get deep sessions in osu and i'm still getting schoolwork mostly done" bestie you've been on 4 hours a night for a week you're gonna keel

that really showed it